NukeAholic
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Ketchikan, Alaska, United States
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ɴᴏ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇ, ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ɪᴛꜱ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ.
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴜɴᴛʏ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀꜱ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ.
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ɴᴏ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇ, ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ɪᴛꜱ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ.
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴜɴᴛʏ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀꜱ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ.
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Favorite Publishers/Studios
CAPCOM
SEGA
SquareEnix
Tango Gameworks
Fromsoft
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Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name
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137 Hours played
This Game Redefines What It Means To Be Like A Dragon

It is in my opinion that this game is a masterpiece. It is one of the best games to come out of Ryu Ga Gotoku Studios, and it is one of the best games to come out of SEGA period.

The storytelling, albeit is a slow burn at first, is just the paragon of the Yakuza franchise as a whole. It has so many twists and turns, as well as a rainbow of emotions; you'll be shocked, you'll laugh, you'll cry, and most importantly you will love.

As far as graphics go, being set in the gritty yet colorful world of the late 1980's Japan does this game many favors. The graphics are stylized yet realistic. The game is very flashy and colorful, it's one of the most delectable pieces of eye-candy that RGG has ever offered.

The gameplay is as Yakuza as you can get. It is fast paced, flashy, and most importantly, fun. It is fun to beat the hell out of punks who cross your way, and rotten businessmen who are doing Kamurocho no favors. All of the styles feel unique, yet also similar as you switch between the two main characters Kiryu and Majima. (I.E. Thug and Brawler style or Slugger and Beast).

In all this is a game that will keep you on the edge of your seat, guessing at what will happen next. It'll have you engaged with those combos and heat moves to pummel the enemy, and it will have your eyes wandering those flashy Tokyo streets. This is just one of those very special games in a very special franchise.

10/10
3 Feb @ 12:18am 
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2 Feb @ 3:09am 
Infinite ♥♥♥. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The ♥♥♥ is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm.
1 Feb @ 7:36pm 
:shadowheartlaugh:
12 Dec, 2025 @ 3:22pm 
Please announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.

This has been a reoccurring blessing, and I'm not sure why some people have such developed social skills that they know that a server full of mostly male strangers would want to know that.

Everyone is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been.) I want to add this to the rules, since it would be amazing for new users to see that we don't have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. :steamhearteyes:
29 Jun, 2025 @ 4:24am 
𝗜𝗧 𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗛 🏳️‍🌈
𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗣𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗖𝗞 ✅
𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗬 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
3 Mar, 2025 @ 11:05pm 
He's only half right ladies. I'll let you decide which half I'm talking about