🎇 ૮₍ ´• ˕ •` ₎ა 🎉 🍾 H𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 N𝕖𝕨 Y𝕖𝕒𝕣 !

Hello my handsome Euro friend. Wishing you much love and care from this first world nation of USA

˛¸.o•°``°•o.˛¸ℋ𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒩ℯ𝓌 𝒴ℯ𝒶𝓇˛.o•°``°•o.˛¸

Congrats on your performance at the 2024 France Olympic games opening ceremony! You looked stunning in that dress!

happy new year~

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•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨HAPPY chinese NEW YEAR 2023 MY chinese FRIEND`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•

Hope 2023 is treating you well my friend :)

•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨HAPPY chinese NEW YEAR 2023 MY chinese FRIEND`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•

And that was the *one* good news from 2023

i think the rot group pic got removed :(((((((((( ur wish got granted............

Happy new year impostor friend 4 days late, but hey

Happy New Year, Sim Wish you all the best, friend!

♥♥♥♥ homies shall rise again

hey man i hope u survive combat in ukraine

Thnx m8! Hey you never know though, there's always a chance they find the bodies

Glad to know you're alive and not in jail

Evil Trump supporter Ake harassing a poor minority online, smhing my head

Please help I'm being harassed

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Have a great Weekend ♥

Signaler ce joueur au maximum, il faut que cette idiot boutonneux soit sanctionné. De plus il fait passer les joueurs français pour des personnes impolies et stupides, c'est a cause des bouffons comme ça que la communauté française est mal vue.

what does it mean "pepic"? XD

ree-ported

ask epic

im shy

aw

They even more cozy then pig in the blanket

They really tie the place together do they not

I missed Ake's comments.

Serius_Sim:
the heels
they make me feel beautiful

this is the longest youve ever been offline. I miss you :(

must be all that radiation

the ones in japan do according to their lore

You think girls have weiners too?

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though, How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse? That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities in combat?

@Ake LOL

Peter Parker, also known as the popular hero "Spiderman," is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this places him firmly in the "Gen Z" category, rather than the millennial category. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a guy is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona.

I'm 17 & I've never been to self conscious about my nipples until my previous boyfriend said something about "pepperoni nipples". He has never seen mine & now I feel like I might have them, unfortunately I don't know what they are or what they look like. He stated that they were "really big nipples". Now I feel very self conscious & I don't know what too do or who to talk to. /:
Ake

HELLO

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hey wtf dont talk to him like that, only i can talk to him like that. hes my man

wtf... last time I talked to you was like 2009

you straight out insult my profile for no reason claiming I am a child? if anyone is the child here it is you.......

highest i can count to is that one that looks like a stick

pffft, we both know im to stupid to do math

Wrong profile bro, are you doing drunk maths again?

With the average penis having a surface area of 175 cm2 and the average fingertip having 4cm2 surface area we can easily get 43 fingers touching one ♥♥♥♥, perhaps 44 if we're lucky. So that's .02/45, with .02 being the amount of penis. This being said, 1 trap being touched specifically on the penis by 44 women who are not touching eachother would only be 0.044444444% gay. Minimum gayness has been achieved.

All right, so if instead of an "additionally calculated" Destroy ♥♥♥♥ December (which means 1 nuts + 2 nuts + 3 nuts, etc.), we did a "factorially calculated" one (that I will officially refer to as Mutilate Member Month), it would be "1! + 2! + 3! + 4! + 5! + 6! + 7! + 8! + 9! + 10! + 11! + 12! + 13! + 14! + 15! + 16! + 17! + 18! + 19! + 20! + 21! + 22! + 23! + 24! + 25! + 26! + 27! + 28! + 29! + 30! + 31!".

This means that the total amount of nutting you would need to do during the Mutilate Member Month is 8,497,249,472,648,064,951,935,266,660,940,313 nuts.

31 days equals to 2,678,400,000 milliseconds, so you would need to bust 3,172,509,510,397,276,341,074,995 fat nuts every millisecond to properly complete the challenge in time.