Hope you're doing well, Matt. Been watching you since I was a kid. Loved your Day Z videos. Take care of yourself.

beans... wtf..

potato

This guy has a fart fetish

+rep nice profile😉

b my fren

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You're my princess.
I'm a straight woman that likes cute men.
Deal wit it bb

Hi matt, i remember watching you play Hogwarts Gmod server back in the day, it was the best time of my life, never had so much fun, thanks for the game idiot <3

Your toes are delectably delicious

My problem is you won't show us your feet. Every single time you stream I beg and beg and beg for you to show us your feet. But you just ignore me. I wish you would just notice me. I also sometimes recommend future products you could sell like the life sized realistic sex doll but you never notice. It really hurts me. I often cry myself to sleep knowing I mean nothing to you. But if you just noticed me once you would realize I am a really nice guy, one of the good ones. I can make you happy. I tell good jokes. I have a wonderful job. I can cook incredible meals. I am very clean. I am very organized. I will give you my undivided attention. You will be the only thing I ever think about. You are the only thing I ever think about. I love you Matt, I just, I just wish you would love me back.

hello matt, hope you have a great day

uguuuuuuuuuuuuu im a spidew 😱 88w88. hee hee i wuv buiwding webs 🕷️🕸️ ^_^ they awe so coow 😎. howevew, nyow that it is wintew 🌨️ ❄️ ☃️ outside i can't weawwy 😔 do that so.... **wooks up at you, onwy to gwance down** 😭 couwd you,, pwease wet me into youw wawm ♨️ house? 🏠 i wont be a nyuisance i pwomise hee hee 😇 😇 😇

Hi Matt, u have Terraria Gift, could u trade it for something? Added u

hey babe xxxx

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I've actually never worn pyjamas of any kind. Never saw the point, a t shirt and undies is plenty comfy.

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Hey! Just found your profile :) It was really nice to meet you at the annual Maryland Mayo Eating Contest haha :) I can't believe you won first place! I was thinking to myself how one man could eat so much mayo, but then they said you had been there fourteen years in a row! it made sense to me then how you were able to eat 9 jars of mayo in 2 minutes and 32 seconds! hope you were okay after all that mayo haha! :)

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its okay matt, we love you

It's hard to even type right now because I didn't get hardly any sleep last night. I took my Mom to a Bernie rally yesterday and was super excited because I was invited to do a meet and greet with Bernie. When we finally got to go speak with him he pretty much ignored me and was only talking to my mom. They were chatting for like 5 minutes straight completely ignoring me. Okay well that sucks since I thought this was going to be a big moment for me but whatever. Fast forward to that evening and I'm eating cereal and playing fortnite when all of a sudden Bernie is in my house (wtf?) with no shirt on and he just smacks me on the back so hard I shot cereal out of my mouth.

"Hey kiddo how bout you fetch me a beer" he laughed. Then he walked over to the fridge and pulled out a chocolate pie I was specifically saving for later and just started digging his hands into it while he walked into my mom's room. Still completely stunned, I tiptoe over to the door and listen. All I hear is giggling but eventually the giggling turns to moaning. "What the ♥♥♥♥" is all I could think. I don't know how they got in contact but they must have exchanged numbers at some point. So yeah I couldn't sleep all night due to the noise and now he's walking around the house wearing my bathrobe and calling me "son". What do I do? Is this normal?

i'd juzt lige to idnerject for a momend XXDD wat you're referrink to as linux :DD is in fact :DD gnu/linux XXD or as i've recently taken to gallign id :DDD gnu plus linux XDD linux is nod an oberating syztem unto itzelf xDD but rader another free gombonent of a fully functioning gnu system made useful by the gnu corelibz XXD shell utilities and vital system componendz combrising a full os as defined by posix XXD many computer userz run a modified version of the gnu system ebery day XDD without realizing it XD through a peculiar turn of events XXD the version of gnu whigh is widely used today is often called "linux" :-D and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the gnu system XDD develobed by the gnu project :DD

there really is a linux XD and these people are using it xD but it is just a part of the system they use :-D linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programz that you run :D the kernel is an eszential part of an operating system XDD but useless by itself; it can only function in the contegzt of a complede operating system :DDD linux is normally used in combination with the gnu operating system: the whole system is basically gnu with linux added :dd or gnu/linux xD all the so-called "linux" disdributionz are really distributions of gnu/linux XD :dd

god i wish kevin spacey would grope me

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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when big stinky is made haha

hi dad