Living without America… continued

There was a lovely story back in 2022 about how Russian troops stole $5M-worth of tractors, combine harvesters and other agricultural machinery from a John Deere dealership in Ukraine. They took them over the border, presumably thinking it was an excellent day’s work. But… farm vehicles are not as primitive as they used to be: the theft was tracked remotely using their built-in GPS, and when the thieves tried to start up these machines, after transporting them 700 miles, they found they couldn’t. The manufacturer had disabled them remotely using an in-built kill-switch.

Though there were many appealing aspects to this tale of thwarted Russian criminal invaders, others, including Cory Doctorow, cautioned at the time that any such systems are generally very bad news.  “It’s important not to get swept up in the industry’s self-serving cheerleading about these kill-switches working in ways we like, because of all the ways they can go wrong.”  And he cites the example of similar kill-switches in Medtronic’s medical equipment.

I was thinking about this as I got into my Tesla after writing last week’s article about European dependence on American IT systems.  I’ve written before about the embarrassment now of owning an (otherwise excellent) Tesla, so it’s also sobering to think that, of all the kill-switches in all the vehicles in all the world, I had to have Elon Musk’s finger on mine!

As an aside, when I told my wife last week that China’s BYD had overtaken Tesla as the world’s largest EV manufacturer, and that their cars were rather good, she said, “Oh great!  Now we’ll have to choose between a fascist car and a communist car!”  So, I thought, perhaps our next one will one of those fine European vehicles from Volvo or Polestar.  Or the cute newelectric  Renault 5.  And then I remembered that their software comes from… Google.  And into my mind flashed that picture of Sundar Pichai standing between Bezos and Musk at Trump’s inauguration…

I had some interesting responses to my post.  Rory Cellan-Jones wrote about it in his newsletter.  Extract:

“It would not take more than a few hours for us to realise how totally dependent we are – at home and at work – on American technology. Tens of thousands of my photos and videos would be trapped in the iCloud, my email account, provided by Google, would become inaccessible, even this Substack would sputter to a halt – Google’s AI Overview (something else I wouldn’t be able to access) tells me most of Substack’s servers are located in the United States.

This set me thinking about the digital revolution finally happening in UK healthcare and how reliant on American technology it is….”

Yes, the NHS would be one of the first casualties.  I’m less concerned about Cory’s kill-switches in individual medical devices than I am about every other aspect of its IT infrastructure.

Juho Vepsäläinen pointed me at this European Parliament Draft Report indicating that they have been starting to take ‘technological sovereignty’ seriously. It notes that “92% of the West’s data are stored in the USA [and] 69% of Europe’s cloud market share is held by US companies”.

These discussions have been going on for a little while; a search for ‘EuroStack’, for example, will turn up various events at the European parliament in the last few months with titles like “Building Europe’s Tech Resilience”.

But, as John Naughton points out after linking to Rory’s post and mine in in his Observer column:

“…as we acknowledge how comprehensively we’ve embedded US tech into our critical infrastructure, it’s clear that we should have been paying more attention to the implications of where we were headed.”

There is, however, evidence that the big cloud infrastructure providers are very aware of these concerns and the effect it might have on their revenues.  Just today, Amazon announced the ‘AWS European Sovereign Cloud’, which you can read about at https://www.aws.eu (Yes, note the URL).

An independent cloud for Europe

The AWS European Sovereign Cloud is a new, independent cloud for Europe entirely located within the European Union (EU), designed to help customers meet their evolving sovereignty requirements.

Built in Europe for Europe, it is the only fully-featured, independently operated sovereign cloud backed by strong technical controls, sovereign assurances, and legal protections.”

And if you read the rest of the website, it sounds like a pretty thorough attempt to provide isolation.   “Excellent!”, I thought, “I can see whether my clients would be interested in taking advantage of this.”

I read on:

“The first AWS Region of the AWS European Sovereign Cloud is located in the State of Brandenburg, Germany. We have also announced plans to extend the AWS European Sovereign Cloud footprint from Germany across the EU to support stringent isolation, in-country data residency, and low latency requirements. This will start with new AWS Local Zones located in Belgium, the Netherlands, and Portugal.”

Sounds good!  I wonder if Microsoft and Google will follow suit?

And it was then that I remembered.  

The UK isn’t in the EU any more.  And, in fact, our GDPR regulations say that we shouldn’t really store our data there, any more than we should store it in the US.  This probably won’t buy us anything.  Everyone else may get independence from America, but what about us?

Sigh.  Don’t you just love Brexit?  You know, that thing that people voted for because it would give us back our sovereignty?

Living without America

About 25 years ago, friends and I ran a website called Living Without Microsoft. It was a news, reviews and advice hub for anyone considering the revolutionary idea that you could actually use a computer – maybe even run a company, school or government department – without being dependent on Windows and Office; without incurring the significant costs that a monopoly could impose; and without the viruses and other security risks associated with Microsoft software.

It wasn’t, we pointed out, that we had anything against Microsoft per se (though many people did back then, and with good reason). We just believed that the situation was unhealthy and wanted to educate people about more wholesome alternatives. It has to be said that it was quite a challenge at the time: perfectly possible for individuals, but much harder for companies that needed to run accounting software or do desktop publishing.

Fortunately things are much easier now, and many people can run their lives quite happily with little or no reference to Microsoft, if they want to. This is partly due to the success of the web and the fact that Open Source software has essentially won the race to power the world’s servers. It’s partly because Microsoft failed, despite desperate attempts, to control the world’s web browsers that gave access to them. And it’s significantly due to the success of Apple and Google when it comes to the hardware and software that we actually sit in front of and carry in our pockets daily.

But there may be a bigger problem looming on the horizon.

You see, Microsoft, Apple, Google and Meta are all American companies. And (as the recent minor AWS outages demonstrated), a very great number of other organisations depend on infrastructure which is either physically in the USA, or is owned by companies which are.

And as Donald Trump seems ever more keen to become the new Putin, this may be a problem, and it may affect you. Sooner than you think.

There was a scare earlier this year when Trump regime imposed sanctions against the International Criminal Court because he didn’t like them criticising Israel, and shortly afterwards the ICC prosecutor who was his main target lost access to his Microsoft services. Later, Microsoft denied that these were in any way connected, but further information has been scarce, and the thing that really worried people was not whether it actually happened, but the fact that it now seems totally plausible that it might. In October, the ICC announced that it was ditching Microsoft Office in favour of an Open Source alternative.  Mmm.

This is a pattern that is starting to become more common, as the idea of ‘digital sovereignty’ becomes ever more desirable. The German State of Schleswig-Holstein moving 30,000 PCs to Linux and LibreOffice is one recent example. A ministry in Denmark has been doing the same thing. The Austrian Ministry of Economy started the adoption of Nextcloud, hosted on its own hardware, when its licence for Teams and Sharepoint expired. And just last month the main Belgian DNS registrar announced that it was leaving AWS, and put out a request for proposals from European alternative platforms. “The geopolitical reality is forcing us to think more carefully about our infrastructure”, they said. “Ten years ago, we made the decision to switch to AWS, which has certainly benefited our services. But the world has changed, and those benefits no longer outweigh the risk we run if the US suddenly imposes restrictions or tariffs on cloud usage.”

So let’s imagine that Trump decides to invade Greenland. I like to think that the whole of Europe would be up in arms and would start significant economic reprisals against the US, but even if our leaders continue to be as weak as they have been in response to some of Trump’s other actions, we can still perhaps imagine one of the following taking place:

  • Your country’s leaders do have the guts to be outspoken about it, and Trump decides to switch off your country’s access to AWS or Azure or Google Cloud or iCloud, or double your IT costs by imposing 100% tariffs, or even just impose bottlenecks to slow down your internet access to US-based services.
  • Your own government announces that you must promptly move your data out of any data centres controlled by US companies.
  • Your employees, as a matter of principle, object to your company’s dependence on and financing of a US company, and go on strike until you sort it out.
  • Your biggest clients decide that they will only purchase products or services from companies who are not at risk from repercussions of ‘the tense geopolitical climate’.

… and I’m sure you can think of other variations.  You may not find them all plausible.  But it only takes one.

A few days ago, the village in which I live, and much of the surrounding area, had a power outage. I looked out of our upstairs windows, and all was dark. It only lasted a couple of hours, but we sat there feeling a little bit smug, I must confess, because a couple of years ago we had installed sufficient solar panels and batteries at home to run the house for about 24 hours, even in winter, without needing any power from the grid. Our neighbours were lighting candles while we boiled our electric kettles and settled down to stream movies on TV, having been unaware for quite some time that there was an outage going on around us.  More importantly, at this time of year, our heating system, though gas-based, still had an electricity supply to run the valves, controls and thermostats.   Sometimes it’s your less-obvious dependencies that can cause you the biggest problems in case of failure.

As I read about the threats to NATO and the talk of America possibly invading part of Europe, I became rather conscious of how much of my digital life is dependent on US-controlled infrastructure. Where do I host my blog? My email may be stored in this country, but what about the DNS service that tells people where to send it? I have Zoom and Teams calls with clients next week – what would happen if they became unavailable? I host a significant amount of my technical infrastructure myself, in preference to depending on cloud services, but I realised that even I have a long way yet to go.

So here’s my question for you to ponder today: If your access to American-controlled cloud services was suddenly interrupted, seriously curtailed, or became prohibitively slow or expensive next week, would your school or university still be able to function?  Would parents and students even be able to find out whether it was open? And will it be you, or your business competitors, who are left sitting in the cold and dark by candlelight?

Marketoons

I wrote a post back in July called ‘The AI Heat Pump‘, about how AI systems can expand small amounts of text into larger amounts and condense larger amounts back into small amounts again, simply burning energy and introducing the odd inaccuracy as they go.

So my thanks to John Naughton for introducing me to Tom Fishburne’s site ‘Marketoonist‘ via this cartoon:

AI Written, AI Read cartoon

A couple of years later, everyone’s talking about ‘agentic systems’, and he has a nice update on this theme:

Marketing AI Agents cartoon

It’s a great site, especially if you’ve been involved in technology, or marketing, or both.  Take a look at more of the cartoons here.  

And they’re not just pictures, BTW, there are posts behind them, if you click through.

How To Shop Online cartoon

New puppy in the house!

Hello Everyone – I’m Betsy!

I came to live with Quentin and Rose a few days ago. They have a nice house and they gave me a comfy bed…

…but there aren’t as many good puppy toys here as there were at my last home. So I have to improvise.

Fortunately, I’m very inventive!

… and now I’m exhausted!

iOS cursor control

If you’ve used a platform for a considerable period, then it’s easy to miss new features as they are added over the years, unless you like to spend a lot of time reading release notes. And so it is that I have only this morning discovered an iOS feature that is probably completely obvious to almost all of you… but I’m about to do the rest of you a big favour!

One feature of my iPad keyboard I use all the time is the ability to reposition the cursor in a block of text by resting two fingers on the keyboard, after which you can move the cursor around like a mouse/trackpad. I’ve long mourned the fact that there wasn’t an equivalent on my phone.

Well, it turns out that there is: you just press and hold the spacebar. After a short pause, the keyboard turns grey and becomes a trackpad. (This method works on the iPad too, though the two-finger version is slightly quicker.)

It turns out that this phenomenally useful trackpad facility was added in iOS 12… eight years ago! And I’ve just discovered it now. But, to be fair, when announced, it wasn’t available on all iPhones, only the newer ones, and so didn’t apply to me. Unless you’re upgrading your device regularly and promptly, it’s easy to forget what new features you’ve got when you finally walk out of the Apple Store several years down the line, especially if, like this, they’re somewhat hidden away.

Anyway, this all reminds me that from time to time it’s worth going back to really simple documents like this one about how to use your phone keyboard and just checking that you haven’t missed anything.

Meanwhile, I’m going to practice shifting my keyboard under my thumb, and swipe-typing and repositioning my cursor just like every 10-year-old learns how to do in the playground.

The code of law

Quote of the day:

“A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.”

— Doug Linder

 

It was only after marrying a lawyer that I realised something which had never before occurred to me: practising law can be very similar to programming computers.  

In both cases, you are trying to create a framework in which something can be achieved, while thinking of all the edge cases: all the ways it could go wrong; all the ways humans or other systems might be unpredictable, malicious or foolish, and catering for those situations as well as the ones you would normally expect to happen.

A good lawyer, like a good programmer, is someone who can expect the unexpected, and prepare for it.  A really good one can also make their plan both brief and readable.

And to any other software professionals who occasionally have to read tedious legal documents, I recommend thinking of them (and their creators) in this way, and you’ll probably find them rather more interesting!

 

Stayin’ Alive in the 16th Century

This is rather nicely done – a fun two minutes.

(If your browser or email program doesn’t show the clip above, here’s a direct link.)

CheatGPT and Alexander Pope

My friend Michael is a jolly good photographer, and I remember him telling me long ago, when he first started posting them online, that he’d had a comment from someone saying, “Your camera takes really nice photos!”

To which Michael had replied, “Thanks! Your keyboard writes really nice comments!”

Little did we know, back then, what was in store…

I have a sneaking suspicion that one of my clients is using a GPT to write some of his emails. I’ve had two or three in recent months that are just too carefully formatted: with nicely boldfaced section headings, too many bullet points, no typos, and they’re just a bit too verbose: they read more like a legal document, a press release or a bad Powerpoint presentation than like a message to someone you’ve known for years.

My immediate reaction was that wonderful phrase I heard recently in an AI-related discussion: “Why would I want to read what somebody couldn’t be bothered to write?” And if I knew that it was an LLM, and not a human, that had written it, that might have been my response. But I wasn’t quite sure.

And this makes me think that accusing someone of using an AI, if in fact they haven’t, could become a dreadful insult – I’d certainly take it that way. “You write like a machine.” And, actually, one of the reasons I’m fairly confident that this particular chap is using it for some of his messages is that he also sends me missives which are much more human, and sound like him, and the difference is noticeable.

Unfortunately, kids aren’t always smart enough to detect this distinction, and schools and colleges are finding they must now emphasise, to a much greater degree than in the past, that the essay a student produces for their assignment — the end result — has no value in itself. Your teacher isn’t looking forward to receiving it because he really wants to have your great work of literature to keep on his bookshelf. No, it’s the process of writing that essay that is the valuable thing, and doing so is the only thing that will help you when you’re in the exam room at the end of the year without the help of ChatGPT (or ‘CheatGPT’ as I’ve recently heard it called). The recent idea that continuous assessment is a fairer way to assess students than the rather artificial world of exams is therefore being turned on its head.

In the early 18th century, Alexander Pope published his poem ‘An Essay on Criticism‘, which introduced us to such phrases as ‘A little learning is a dangerous thing’, and ‘Fools rush in where angels fear to tread’.

Think about that second one, for a moment . Can you imagine ChatGPT and its ilk ever coming up with that beautiful and succinct phrasing which incorporates so much human tradition and experience in just eight words? No, of course not. It might repeat it, if it had found it elsewhere, but it would never originate it.

AI systems are trained on the bulk of the data to be found on the internet, and they statistically predict what words and phrases might come next based on what they’ve seen most frequently. An AI’s output will always be average, and never excellent. If you’re lucky, then your AI will have been trained more on quality content than on the random output of the hoi polloi, and it might produce output which is in some senses slightly above average, but it is nevertheless always just plagiarising large numbers of humans.

Another famous line from An Essay on Criticism is the wonderful

To err is human; to forgive, divine.

And it was in the late 1960s — yes, as early as that! — that the newspaper columnist Bill Vaughan came up with a pleasing and much-quoted variation:

To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.

But I would suggest that we now need to revise that for our current age.

“To err is human, to excel is human, but to be truly average requires a computer.”

The friendly robots

Starship robots.On a few occasions over the last few years, I’ve seen little delivery robots on the streets (or, more precisely, the pavements) of Cambridge, and wondered about them.

So I was delighted to discover (thanks to Tom Scott) this beautifully-written article by Joanna Kavenna entitled ‘The Droids Taking Over One of England’s Strangest Towns‘, about their use in Milton Keynes.

Most enjoyable.

 

Making our home network even more secure?

We awoke this morning to find that our internet connection was offline.  I did a range of diagnostic tests and came to the conclusion that the problem was with the fibre network outside our house, rather than with anything on the inside.  

We get our broadband from EE. This is a re-badging of BT’s service, and it’s cheaper than BT if you happen to have any EE SIMs in any of your devices, because then they can call it a package and give you a multi-service discount.  Anyway, I sent them a text, they called me back very promptly, we went through some more diagnostics and they agreed that an engineer needed to come out, and could do so tomorrow.

It was only later that I thought I might walk around the outside of the house and just see if there was any obvious damage to the fibre.  And I discovered that some local security consultant, probably with a bushy tail, sharp teeth and a fondness for nuts, had decided to secure our network by making it properly air-gapped from the outside world.

Mmm.  I can’t imagine that two inches of optical cable made for a very tasty meal…  though perhaps he read Dennis Burkitt and is a great believer in the importance of dietary fibre.

Doesn’t quite fit at the Fitz…

One of the great things about living in Cambridge is having free and easy access to the Fitzwilliam Museum: an enormous building with a great collection of art, sculptures, ceramics… even the building itself is worth seeing, both inside and out.  It’s far more than most towns of our fairly modest size could hope for, and we visit it regularly.

I also like to take visitors down the narrow Fitzwilliam St opposite to see a discreet plaque on the wall of no. 22: “Charles Darwin lived here, 1836-7”. He came to Cambridge after he returned from his voyage on the Beagle, and I like to think that he was writing up his notes here and might have stayed for longer, if he hadn’t been disturbed by the building work just starting across the street for the museum.

Anyway, we enjoyed our latest visit with friends on Saturday, but I’m afraid the Fitz has gone a bit ‘woke’… and I’m not someone who often uses that pejorative word.  

The little descriptive cards alongside all the paintings have been replaced recently, and now they are keen not so much to tell you about the brush technique, the unusual use of light, and the influence of other artists, as to make socio-political points.  You know the kind of thing: everything men do is bad and everything women do is good.  When rich people are portrayed, they are ostentatiously displaying their wealth.  When they create anything beautiful, we must remember that lots of poor people suffered in order for them to do so.  When poor people are shown, if they are sad, we can see the oppressive circumstances under which they lived, and if they appear to be happy or content, that is because it’s an unrealistic idyll showing how divorced the painter was from the harsh realities of the time.  

Some of which, of course, may be true, but is it really the role of an art gallery to display all these wonderful creations and then tell you how bad you should feel about them?  Perhaps they’re concerned about the threats from narrow-minded protesters with a taste for vandalism, and hope to deflect their ire by mentioning slavery and oppression and misogyny quite a lot.  Anyway, it has clearly been a recent policy decision of the current management, and I think it’s a pity.

But do go and visit anyway, and enjoy the exhibits!  It’s worth it, and you’ll have a good time if you don’t read too many of the descriptions.  And the cafe is nice too.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot-dog vendor?

This is an old joke, but I’ve only just heard it.

“What did the Buddhist say to the hot-dog vendor?”

“Make me one with everything.”

And then, somebody’s later addition…

The hot-dog vendor makes him his hot-dog with all the trimmings, and says, “That’ll be $7.50.”

The Buddhist reaches into his saffron robes, extracts a $20 note, hands it over, and starts eating. The vendor turns to the next customer… but the Buddhist interrupts him. “What about my change?”

The vendor is unperturbed.

“Change comes from within.”

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