Top.Mail.Ru
A Chicken In Every Pot And A Cap In Every Ass
? ?
A Chicken In Every Pot And A Cap In Every Ass [entries|friends|calendar]
Stitch

[ website | My Website ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

FINALS [29 Apr 2008|04:55pm]
[ mood | busy ]

are killin me over here!

post comment

Wow-- he cheated on me, lol! [27 Apr 2008|05:20pm]
[ mood | content ]

I'm not suprised. He didn't have me as fooled as he thought. Pity for him.

In other news, I R back after 49 weeks of non-postage!! Some of my audio work will be appearing in a movie at the 2009 Sundance film festival! Finally some recognition, dammit. I've waited long enough for it. CANDACE I can read your stuff now, LOL!

Back in black, me. And proud of it now that I'm actually making something of myself. I will have a career soon! The reality hasn't set in yet, just the gloating. ;D

1 comment|post comment

OW! [19 May 2007|06:51pm]
[ mood | owowow ]

So I walked into a suitecase earlier and broke my littlest toe. It's sticking out sideways from my foot and resembles a bent purple hushpuppy. Yes, it hurts. I mean, who the hell knew such a little part of one's body can hurt so bad? I must have just taught all the kids on my street a whole new vocabulary consisting mostly of four-letter words.

Seriously, this 'bad luck streak' is turning ridiculous. I think I'm going to avoid people from now on in case I vicariously infect them with my bad luck.

Wait, on second thought...maybe I'll go to Disneyland instead.

post comment

PIMPAGE [18 Apr 2006|02:07pm]
So me and a few friends have been writing this dumb comic strip for about 7 years or so, give or take. We've finally decided to publish it online to gauge the reaction; we're starting with an LJ but if everyone likes it we'll give it its' own page at MySpace.

Lemme know how ya like it by commenting on the strips themselves. Also, please friend the page if you do dig it. We need more support than Dolly Parton's breasts...

http://nutzcomics.livejournal.com/profile
post comment

[07 Apr 2006|07:46pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Young Ones DVDs + Eyeballs = Complete Bliss.

post comment

[03 Apr 2006|02:47pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

So I saw Constantine the other day. It was okay even though I hate Keanu Reeves. Gabriel was awesome. Was suprised to discover that Peter Stormare, who played the Devil, is also the dude from the VW V-Dub commercials (not to mention like a gazillion films).

So the question now is this: how much more marketable is a car if Satan endorses it?

All I know is I want the new VW.

post comment

[03 Apr 2006|12:32pm]
[ mood | Chewy ]

So I broke down and got the Young Ones DVD.

So yeah. I'm happy.

post comment

[08 Mar 2006|09:20pm]
"We can't leave now! It's Halftime and we all pooped in the tuba!"
1 comment|post comment

[21 Feb 2006|02:52pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

Must...have....day off... *shrivels*

1 comment|post comment

[20 Feb 2006|01:57pm]
[ mood | cold ]

My tax return this year = $600+.

Hello, finished half-sleeve.

post comment

[11 Feb 2006|05:37pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

I seriously, seriously want a ferret.

6 comments|post comment

[01 Jan 2006|03:19pm]
[ mood | lethargic ]

Happy New Year, all. Hope it will be a great one. New Year's eEve party at Melissa's was awesome.

New paintings up in the gallery, including the monster project I've been working on since Agust. Check 'em out!

http://spikedaft.deviantart.com

post comment

[26 Dec 2005|10:17am]
[ mood | content ]

Whoo, I got a Wacom digital drawing tablet to use with Photoshop etc. No more stupid mouse drawings!

post comment

[23 Dec 2005|11:38am]
So I have a question:

I have this how-to-draw manga guide that I need to beta. It was sent to me in a massive PDF and the damn thing is like 500 pages or something like that. My printer's out of ink, and I wouldn't ever print the whole thing out at home anyway. My question is, can I take to to like Kinko's or something and have them print it out? And if so, how do I save it to a disk (or do I save it to a CD since it's so huge)? I'm totally lost here.
post comment

[20 Dec 2005|12:22pm]
[ mood | calm ]

Whoo. I have pretty, pretty red roses on my desk and their smell is making me happy. So is the person who gave them to me. :)

It's pretty and overcast today. I want to stay home under a blanket with my poodle and a book. Stupid work.

post comment

Stolen from dalisair [06 Dec 2005|12:45pm]
[ mood | cold ]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I gave otto_octavius a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, punkmonkieoi (-5000 points). In May I bought porn for mouschichaton (10 points). Last week I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4696 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
spikedaft

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
1 comment|post comment

[03 Dec 2005|04:11pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

So I'm gonna be an Aunt.

Lordy.

2 comments|post comment

[14 Nov 2005|09:39pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Just finished HBP. Seriously; life's not afforded me enoughtime to read it till now. So... yeah. Finished.

Huh.

When's the last one come out?

post comment

[12 Nov 2005|10:48pm]
[ mood | cold ]

Just bought/saw the new Charlie and Chocolate Factory. Wheee, prettyness abound. I think it was done really well, but I'm a little biased seeing as I heart Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, and Danny Elfman (and when combined I am of the opinion that they cannot do wrong). One part in particular cracked me up...

"Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Wonka

Whaaahahahaha!

2 comments|post comment

[09 Nov 2005|02:34pm]
[ mood | awake ]

Drat. I wanna do lots of stuff but I gotta go to work in ten minutes. And by the time I get off work I'm so exhausted that all I can do is sit outside and smoke for a couple hours, at which point it's then time to get ready and leave to go out. Dammit. I need a time-turner or whatever it's called.

post comment

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]