Grimmjow & Spot ||You love me; You know you do; Pet the cat~

WHO: Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Spot, and Data Soong [near the end]
TONE: Annoyed, Confused, and needy?
WHEN: Thursday, June 14th
WHERE: A random hallway
WHAT: Grimmjow is trying to walk and remember formulas for his OWLs when Spot [Data’s cat] decides she wants to be petted. Now.
STATUS: Complete.
NOTE: AIM log, script style. I hope you aren’t partial to cats. 8D How did you know we were bored and Grimmjow hand't be abused this week?

Grimmjow: *breathing out, irritated, as he stalks down the hall, he pushes hair from his face* Stupid fuckin' exams. Sucks ass!

Spot: *pads down the hall and sees a human near her* Meow

Grimmjow: *kinda ignores the cat as he paces, definitions jumbling in his head as he tries to grasp them, not wanting to hear his mother bitching at him when he gets home*

Spot: Mrrrr *she goes up to Grimmjow and steps in front of him*

Grimmjow: *stops before he steps on the cat and stares down at it* Tha hell do ya want?

Spot: Meow *which could be translated as Worship me, Mortal*

Grimmjow: *snorts and steps over the cat, continuing on and muttering about 'mother' and 'death'*

Spot: *follows, meowing more*

Grimmjow: *curses at the cat following him then starts heading down the stairs*

Spot: *this time shoots ahead and starts rubbing herself on the man's legs, half hoping to show him her power of making humans submit to her*

Grimmjow: *he nearly trips over the cat and runs down the stairs to prevent himself from falling and cracking his head* God damnit! Stoppit ya little bastard!

Spot: Mrrr *she keeps on follow him, batting at his robe*

Grimmjow: *stops and turns to glare down at the cat; he'd flick it off.... but it's a cat*

Spot: Meow *indignant tone, starts to slowly climb up his robe*

Grimmjow: *D8! WTF?!?! he shakes his robe to dislodge the cat*

Spot: *has claws deep into the material as she climbs up to his face* Mrrrr *she said like saying, there, you're my bitch*

Grimmjow: Tha hell! Get off! *shakes more viciously as he gets a distinctly bad feeling about this*
Spot *hisses and claws at Grimmjow's face*

Grimmjow: >_o!! Sonnuvabitch! *and he grabs the cat and pushes, giving a shout of anger at the sharp kitty claws*

Spot: *is thrown off of Gimmjow and hits the floor with a graceless thump, shaking her head for a moment, she went after him again*

Grimmjow: *Grimmjow has decided that he hates cats, and gives a kick at the feline, cursing and jumping backwards to try and keep her away*

Spot: *the shoe meets her in the stomach, but she clings on to the shoe, she will not fall to this lesser being!*

Grimmjow: *shaking foot and wobbling around* Damnit! Get off!

Spot: Mrrrr *starts to sinks claws into the bit of skin above the shoe to get a better grip*

Grimmjow: FUCK! *shakes* That hurts ya stupid little-

Spot: *starts to lose grip, but brings claws down tighter as the force of the motion starts to bring her out*

Grimmjow: ajsdf;aj! *starts stomping on the ground*

Spot: *falls off and has tail stepped on, lets out a howl of pain*

Grimmjow: ......... *he stops, and then backs up, looking at the cat wearily but has a smile of victory on his face*

Spot: *attacks again!& Mrrrow!

Grimmjow: aaa! Crazy ass cat! Stop! *jumps back and kicking out*

Spot: *is kicked as Data emerges from around the corner*

Data: What are you doing to my cat?

Grimmjow: *stares at him* Yer damn cat tried to claw me ta death!

Spot: *lets out a pathetic meow and walks slowly over to Data*

Data: Why would Spot attack you without provocation?

Grimmjow: Cus I wouldn' pet it 'r sumthin! 'm tryin' not ta ferget all this crap I crammed in!

Data: *looks down at Spot* Still, Spot is only a cat. She is not sentient; she would not plan in advance.

Grimmjow: Senti-whut?

Data: Sentient. She does not think like 'I will attack him because he did not pet me', she thinks like 'attacked. attack back.'

Grimmjow: I didn' attack a freakin' cat.

Data: But it goes against Spot's feline nature to attack someone randomly. And she has a name, Spot. It says so on her collar. You do know what hitting a cat falls under, correct?

Grimmjow: *stares at Data*

Data: Mr. Jaggerjack, that is animal abuse.

Grimmjow: *disbelieving stare*

Data: I will punish Spot for participating in the fight, and you will get 15 house points taken off for also being in the fight.

Grimmjow: ......... *he would say something about punishing the cat as being retarded, but he wasn't testing his luck, so he grumbles* Fine.

Data: Now, if Spot gave you any injuries, please go to the nurse. I will be tending to Spot's.

Grimmjow: *grumbles as he pokes some scratches and heads down the hall*

[[Grimmjow needs a tag...]]