I'm William C Shaper and I'm very old fashioned. I'm from the dark-ages literally and I've lived a straight line up to 7900 and I'm still here.
I like to help people. I make cookies and other goods for a nice snack. I can be very entertaining at times and I love to have company that doesn't know I'm a wizard.

Past names include "The Muffin man" "William the foolish mage and "muffin head"
My wife called me Muffin head.
I was only called William the foolish because I helped Jupiter and she didn't something I didn't agree with.
I started that whole business with the gingerbread man. It was mostly my fault, but he didn't cause that much trouble, really.

Let me know if you'd like a good friend. I could use one.

My wife isn't here, but don't think I've gone back into being single. She stays in my heart.