Hey everyfur!!! How is y'all?? It's been...WAAAY too long that I've had increased interaction with people of the furry sort...especially after someone - who it took a while for me to find out - that I've cherished moved so abruptly and left me to fight the furry battle all alone in a town of hostility. I forgive him thought, and really wish he were back with me...

Anywho! More about me ^w^

As you can see, my name is Ulric. For I while, I've thought to myself that I've needed a last name, so I thought about an interestingly discrete last name. "Schwul" is German for "gay" and stuff...yeah..."discrete". XD
I am an 19-year-old feline, what I call "Borderline Gay" (because reasons), and also, I have an interest for the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic...a guess, yeah; you can call me a Brony ^w^ I...don't really talk much on my own, but when enticed, I can really open up.
I really don't know what else to say, because I really don't like talking about myself.

Because of OCD reasons (self-diagnosed), the next section has been altered for grammar and syntax.

~*F*~ Put this...
~*U*~ On your channel...
~*R*~ If you..
~*R*~ are a..
~*Y*~ Furry...
~*!*~ and proud of it!!!

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KEEP THE BAN:

Put this on your
SoFurry if you are against
Fox Hunting!!!

!~Meaning of a Lick~!
*Lick on the Tail: Will You Be My Mate?*
*Lick on the Ear: I Think You're Cute!*
*Lick on the Stomach/Belly: I'm Ready*
*Lick on the Forehead: For Comfort*
*Lick on the Paw: Your My Everything*
*Lick Below the Chin: I Like You*
*Lick on the Nose: I Love You*
*Lick on the Neck: We Belong Together*
*Lick on the Shoulder: I Want You*
*Lick on the Lips: I Need You*
*Lick on the Back: For Fun!*
*Lick on Chest: I'm Sorry...*

 
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????????????? Your Channel If...
????????????? You Are/Or...
????????????? Support Furries!

FURRY PRIDE METER:
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If you're proud to be a furry,
stick this on your page!!!
^w^ ~<3

While I'm here, let me explain my terminology for "Borderline Gay":

Well, you see...deep down, I have this extremely kind nature. Like, Fluttershy kind. One you get to know me, or if you know me in real life, I'm so flaming that at first site, you'd think I was gay. However, I am a whore/slut/what have you, but that is honestly due to my kindness. How so? I am...pretty dominant. I likely to please anyone that I'm with however I can...even if that involves...yiff. Also, my generosity scales to the point where if a female needs a little help with...certain problems...I'll help her for as long as she needs me...so yeah...

((Also, word of advice, I RP...I'd say I'm a pretty good RP-er, but I don't really like doing things online...if you want to RP with me, ask me for my phone number and I'll talk with you there...
PS: I've had a lot of experiences in real life for RP's to get pretty descriptive...))