toxicwaste
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Well, welcome to my page. I'm some dragon/tatzelwurm/cat/kangaroo thing who carries around ridiculously huge speakers so hooraaaaayyyyy.
Here's a little ad thing I made like, a year ago; help you lift your spirits:
The Internet-
live life pathetically!
Experience heartbreak, betrayal, and even lose all your friends!
Living on the Internet will help you forget how to talk to people in the real world, and always ensures you will have trouble expressing your emotions out loud.
Learn how to cut, starve, and even kill yourself! Instructions and real-life examples are always available!
Come! See what your so-called "friends" are writing about you on your favorite social network! Surely, they've got something terrible to say. The kids at school will never respect you again!
Life on the Internet is full of adventures! Never again, will you be left sitting on the couch with nothing to do.
Somebody ALWAYS wants to talk to you!