Current Track: Blabb

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Hello there, this is my macro bovine/Minotaur and I have a sexual preference for males. I was born a macro and ate my guardians five years later. I am both a merciful yet unforgiving creature, through you better beware my rampages. I have absolutely not a single regret for about my decisions due to my stubbornness and pride. My rampages usually happen when I feel hungry or am craving something else, if you catch my horn. I don’t need to clarify that I don’t need no job I’d rather be crushing and leveling cities along with crushing micros under my massive hoofed feet and shaft. I spend most of my time looking down to make new friends and getting to know them better and getting closer with them. I get along with everyone who is smaller or bigger than myself. I can also shrink my size at will around my macro friends who I like and can shrink down to a minimum size of one centimeter. My favorite food is 'sushi' and I make it from the ruins of my conquests. I have a diet that requires me to consume at least eighty million tons of 'sushi' a day due to my massive appetite and I live wherever my fellow macros live.