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Tanner D. Bull - rancher, farmer, bull of the land.


Height: 8'7


Weight: 458 lbs.


Age: 36


Eyes: Dark brown


Fur: Deep brown, like that of a dark wood


From his strong, stout flanks to his massive, swelling torso, Tanner is for toiling. Ever since having grown quite gracefully into his size and strength, this bull has made a living picking things up and putting them down. Son of a wealthy agriculturalist, he grew up as a ranch hand and doesn't know too terribly much else other than that. He's a smart one, somewhat well-read for a farm boy and fairly calculating, but on a chance meeting you'll be getting a whole lot of gruff and stuff for your trouble. He hates formalities, can't stand wasted time, and doesn't quite align with the finer things in life. Ah, but he's not so bad, just throw back a swig of Dickel with him, and he'll lighten up.


Tall and broad-bodied, this bovine carves the sky with his horns and tampers the dirt with his hooves. He's an impressive specimen to be sure, more powerful than all his brethren and built like a black-maned tank. Usually, this affords him the harder jobs; hay-baling, log-splitting, plowing by the brunt of his own back. Good, honest, sweaty work, and it shows when he pulls those muscles taut and cuts many a line through a fine and well-kept (if sometimes a bit dusty) pelt of fur. His shoulders stretch from here to the far horizon, his ass is hard enough to drive rivets, and damn if it didn't look like he could kick a hole through the side of a pickup truck (hint: he can). His coat is darkly brown, only a small step away from being pitch, while his horns are a smoothy, musty grey color. A slight sort of "beard" is scruffy on his chin and jaw.


This bull doesn't wear much. In fact, he doesn't wear anything at all when on the range, save for a pair of faded and well-worn blue jeans. Not much need for shoes, what with the hooves, and can't be assed to find a shirt that fits him.


Find him hammering out horse shoes, hammering nails to fashion a fence...hammering other things.


Likes: Whiskey, fast women, James Dean movies, sunsets, smell of freshly cut grass, evening showers


Dislikes: Beating around the bush, women who hate oral, sweltering barns, scaring the horses, condoms