"Let's see... petite, graceful, cuddly, adorable, witty, well-spoken, sexy, uhmm... OH! and modest too! Don't forget that!" the skunk reminds herself as she sits filling out her online personal ad. Her head bobs quietly to the music playing in her mind as she hums along to the melody, feet dangling idly beneath her seat.

"There!" she exclaims excitedly, her long floofy tail standing on end before settling back down into a lazy posture, "that just about does it, I'm sure to get lots of whispers now!" she smiles to herself as she drags her mouse over to the save button, and then pauses...

"On second thought..." she highlights the entire paragraph of text and hits the 'backspace' button. Thinking for a moment, she quickly keys in a new profile. Smiling, she nods with approval as she reads it back to herself. "There we are, much better" she giggles as she clicks the save button.

"I totally stink" - Rose