You have just stumbled upon one of the shittiest writers you’ll ever meet… and by that I mean if you don’t have a love for reading cute little critters eating and smearing feces all over each other, you should probably check out another page.

It all started when I was looking at some good old watersports and the drinker suddenly gave a rimjob, it was all good and fun until something brown starting sliding down their throat. Gosh I was disgusted, but too bad my erection wouldn’t go away. And so, Rico was born!

When that stinkin weasel ain’t writing he’s out feeding from a warm, smelly asshole. So stay a while, read some tales, lift some tails, and have yourself a ripe slice of chocolate cake. No vanilla allowed in here, and there’s no TMI, tell me any nasty thing you want to fuel the weasel with, muahahah!