MasksOfJudas
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Currently Playing As: Jude
(TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE RP'd WITH ME BEFORE: Sometimes I just come in to relax, not just to RP. Please don't pounce me and demanding a scene the moment you see me on, but rather ask me OOC first.)
(Best viewed with the accompanying music: http://www.mixpod.com/playlist/35060472 )
Born into the poverty stricken area of Derrington, California, Judas "Jude" Kendall was left on the steps of the Saint Agnes Orphanage for Wayward Children when he was several days old by unknown parents. Theories speculate as to the nature of this abandonment, although Jude himself believe the reasons were purely economic.
JK: Oh, I don't blame 'em. 'Round here, your next meal might come down to your last fifty cents, an' if you got some rugrat eatin' that all up, makes sense you'd wanna pass 'em off to someone else. 'Sides, least they didn't toss me in a dumpster, so they musta cared some, huh? (laughs)
Life was difficult for Jude in his early years, having a propensity for trouble-making and disdain for academics. Despite constant disciplinary action, he seemed impervious to reform. Save for one individual, who's patronly ways would not only encourage him to be a better person, but also give the large bull his out of place accent.
JK: Padre Welker knew I wasn't no good at seminary class. I mean, the nuns were from out of town, but Welker, he was a local boy. He knew you don't believe in god growin' up 'round here unless you get outta town. Heh. So he told the nuns he was gonna tutor me durin' fifth period, an' instead, he'd take me down to th' bijou an' we'd watch the dollar matinee cowboy flicks. Y'know, Roy Rogers, Lee Marvin, the Duke, all o' them. An he'd quiz me on 'em afterwards, make it seem like a lesson, but we was both jus' slackin' off, y'know?
Slowly losing his accent in favor of a southern drawl he has yet to lose, Jude began to establish a new identity or himself, that of the conscientious rabble-rouser. But this was not the only identity known to his fellow housemates.
JK: Oh, man. Sex was everywhere back then. You gotta understand, we were a bunch of hormone-riddled cubs in two massive bedrooms with no decent supervision after lights-out. Sometimes a few boys would sneak over to the girls' side, sometimes a few would sneak over to our side. Hell, I remember a more'n a few morning showers with a girlfriend startin' the day off right. Most of us started pretty early too, losin' it at about six or seven. Heh, we was never bored on a Friday night, I'll tell you that right now. (cackles)
By age 14, Jude was experiencing troubles with the law on a regular basis, a variety of offenses lining his rap-sheet. Several months after his 14th birthday, Jude obtained a job at the Starlight Lounge, a male exotic dance club that catered to bachelorette parties.
JK: Hah! Yeah, those were crazy times. I was taller'n most of the other guys working there, so they never once even asked to see my I.D. The pay was good too, let me get a few essentials the orphange was too cheap t' buy. I'm pretty sure I got one of my old door photos in a box somewhere along with the bowtie an' thong.
Often getting into fights with people he deemed "harmful" to the neighborhood, Jude was incarcerated at the Derrington County Juvenile Detention Center several weeks after assaulting a pimp with a baseball bat. It was there that he saw a way to reach out further to his community.
JK: I got in there, an' first day off, I gotta pull some pricks off this poor fella doin' a three-week stretch for boostin' a radio. Stole a radio, an' they're beating him up for it, guards jus' watchin' it all. Another day, I'm the one had to pull some guy off some poor schlub. By the end of my sentence, they were callin' me "Big Bro", sayin' "Don't do that, Big Bro'll catch you." An' I figured, y'know, cops aren't any different than the guards on th' outside. Why not jus' keep it up?
Released a month after his 15th birthday, Jude began a campaign of "crime regulation", using threats and violence against a number of pimps, drug dealers, and gang-members at no personal gain to himself. Over ten years, Derrington has seen a marked decline in violent crimes, although poverty and non-violent offenses still loom across the community, marking the bull as an unlikely crusader for human rights given allegations as to his bit appearances in a number of small adult film productions to pay for his day-to-day expenses & general lawlessness.
JK: Ain't about makin' everything better, y'know? S' just about keeping it from gettin' worse. Hell, the ladies working Fifth and Main'd kick my big ol' ass I ever tried to run them outta town. 'Sides, those ladies tip public servants well, if you get me. (winks)
And so, an unlikely servant of the people, as debased as the next man, remains on call for the near police-less district of Derrington, an unelected alderman for those who lost their votes to the federal corrections institution.
JK: So, I'm gettin' paid for this right? I don't do checks, though. Cash, cash is alright, pard...
(Feel free to approach the bull out of the blue. Maybe you need something, maybe you recognize him from some of his "film" roles, maybe you just think he's cute. He's not exactly very formal about things like introductions.)
Baseball Stats
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Name: Judas Kendall
Species: Bovine with Equine Heritage
Sex: Male
Age: 26
Height: 7'9"
Weight: 357 lb.
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Brown
Hide: Brown/Black
Distinguishing Features: Five hoop piercings along his snout, numerous tribal tattoos stretching across chest, arms, and (allegedly) hips. Known to occasionally write "Grade A" on a bicep in marker.
Sexual Information
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Orientation: Heterosexual (Will enjoy the more female part of herms on occasion.)
Dom/Sub?: Dom
Distinguishing Sexual Characteristics: Has the "birth defect" of dual shafts, or "diphallia" one atop the other. Becomes less rational in extreme states of arousal. (NOTE: This is an actual medical condition. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia )
Length: Proportional for bulls (played as between 18" to 36")
Width: Proportional for equines (played as 4" to 8")
Kinks & No-Go's: http://rh.greydawn.net/browse.php?c=Jude
Alternate Versions
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Frank - Not alternate, but rather Jude's half-brother by another mother. The product of a Newfoundland mother and the bovine/clydesdale father of both, Frank is of a similar size to Jude, but favors more of the equine characteristics, albeit with a heavy canine influence. The enormous clydesdale sports a shaggy hide, slightly more pointed ears, and sharper canines than other equines, and has been known to pant on rare occasions. Below the belt, the horse is as big as Jude (albeit only with one member), but many women find him too thick given his size and his tendency to knot. Frank's regular employ is as a repo man, and occasionally moonlights as a bail bonds officer (i.e. bounty hunter for Derrington County.)
Young Jude (Circa Age 12, but still lusty as ever. Still occasionally crashes at the orphanage, but mostly spends his nights squatting in abandoned warehouses.)
The Gameshow - Ever wanted to win a million bucks? You could manage it on the underground pirate TV program, Beast Mountain! Set up in an undisclosed studio somewhere in Southern California, the prupose of the show is simple... take one of the routes up the indoor man-made "mountain", having to stop at each cave. Whatever feral animal lies inside is what you have to take on to advance up the path, fucking your way to the top! Be forewarned, it may not be only one, and the spinner chooses which hole (or holes) you get btaken in for the audience's amusement. Try you luck!
People Who Are Just Downright Awesome
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Anya - One big sexy family.
Adena - You got your koopa in my smexy. You got smexy in my koopa. Together they taste like hot.
Jessica the Mare - [Obligatory "ride 'em cowboy" joke here.]
RowdyRough - Good people, if short. But don't hold that against him. (He'd probably prefer you hold other things against him, in fact.)
Susan Derbyshire - Proof that chihuahuas are tougher than they look.
Lyrr - The only woman as horny as me! (*plays rimshot*)
Leoni - Gone, but not forgotten. Come back soon, draggy lady!
Latikitty - Putting forth the theory that felines get hotter the shorter they get.
(TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE RP'd WITH ME BEFORE: Sometimes I just come in to relax, not just to RP. Please don't pounce me and demanding a scene the moment you see me on, but rather ask me OOC first.)
(Best viewed with the accompanying music: http://www.mixpod.com/playlist/35060472 )
Born into the poverty stricken area of Derrington, California, Judas "Jude" Kendall was left on the steps of the Saint Agnes Orphanage for Wayward Children when he was several days old by unknown parents. Theories speculate as to the nature of this abandonment, although Jude himself believe the reasons were purely economic.
JK: Oh, I don't blame 'em. 'Round here, your next meal might come down to your last fifty cents, an' if you got some rugrat eatin' that all up, makes sense you'd wanna pass 'em off to someone else. 'Sides, least they didn't toss me in a dumpster, so they musta cared some, huh? (laughs)
Life was difficult for Jude in his early years, having a propensity for trouble-making and disdain for academics. Despite constant disciplinary action, he seemed impervious to reform. Save for one individual, who's patronly ways would not only encourage him to be a better person, but also give the large bull his out of place accent.
JK: Padre Welker knew I wasn't no good at seminary class. I mean, the nuns were from out of town, but Welker, he was a local boy. He knew you don't believe in god growin' up 'round here unless you get outta town. Heh. So he told the nuns he was gonna tutor me durin' fifth period, an' instead, he'd take me down to th' bijou an' we'd watch the dollar matinee cowboy flicks. Y'know, Roy Rogers, Lee Marvin, the Duke, all o' them. An he'd quiz me on 'em afterwards, make it seem like a lesson, but we was both jus' slackin' off, y'know?
Slowly losing his accent in favor of a southern drawl he has yet to lose, Jude began to establish a new identity or himself, that of the conscientious rabble-rouser. But this was not the only identity known to his fellow housemates.
JK: Oh, man. Sex was everywhere back then. You gotta understand, we were a bunch of hormone-riddled cubs in two massive bedrooms with no decent supervision after lights-out. Sometimes a few boys would sneak over to the girls' side, sometimes a few would sneak over to our side. Hell, I remember a more'n a few morning showers with a girlfriend startin' the day off right. Most of us started pretty early too, losin' it at about six or seven. Heh, we was never bored on a Friday night, I'll tell you that right now. (cackles)
By age 14, Jude was experiencing troubles with the law on a regular basis, a variety of offenses lining his rap-sheet. Several months after his 14th birthday, Jude obtained a job at the Starlight Lounge, a male exotic dance club that catered to bachelorette parties.
JK: Hah! Yeah, those were crazy times. I was taller'n most of the other guys working there, so they never once even asked to see my I.D. The pay was good too, let me get a few essentials the orphange was too cheap t' buy. I'm pretty sure I got one of my old door photos in a box somewhere along with the bowtie an' thong.
Often getting into fights with people he deemed "harmful" to the neighborhood, Jude was incarcerated at the Derrington County Juvenile Detention Center several weeks after assaulting a pimp with a baseball bat. It was there that he saw a way to reach out further to his community.
JK: I got in there, an' first day off, I gotta pull some pricks off this poor fella doin' a three-week stretch for boostin' a radio. Stole a radio, an' they're beating him up for it, guards jus' watchin' it all. Another day, I'm the one had to pull some guy off some poor schlub. By the end of my sentence, they were callin' me "Big Bro", sayin' "Don't do that, Big Bro'll catch you." An' I figured, y'know, cops aren't any different than the guards on th' outside. Why not jus' keep it up?
Released a month after his 15th birthday, Jude began a campaign of "crime regulation", using threats and violence against a number of pimps, drug dealers, and gang-members at no personal gain to himself. Over ten years, Derrington has seen a marked decline in violent crimes, although poverty and non-violent offenses still loom across the community, marking the bull as an unlikely crusader for human rights given allegations as to his bit appearances in a number of small adult film productions to pay for his day-to-day expenses & general lawlessness.
JK: Ain't about makin' everything better, y'know? S' just about keeping it from gettin' worse. Hell, the ladies working Fifth and Main'd kick my big ol' ass I ever tried to run them outta town. 'Sides, those ladies tip public servants well, if you get me. (winks)
And so, an unlikely servant of the people, as debased as the next man, remains on call for the near police-less district of Derrington, an unelected alderman for those who lost their votes to the federal corrections institution.
JK: So, I'm gettin' paid for this right? I don't do checks, though. Cash, cash is alright, pard...
(Feel free to approach the bull out of the blue. Maybe you need something, maybe you recognize him from some of his "film" roles, maybe you just think he's cute. He's not exactly very formal about things like introductions.)
Baseball Stats
----------------
Name: Judas Kendall
Species: Bovine with Equine Heritage
Sex: Male
Age: 26
Height: 7'9"
Weight: 357 lb.
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Brown
Hide: Brown/Black
Distinguishing Features: Five hoop piercings along his snout, numerous tribal tattoos stretching across chest, arms, and (allegedly) hips. Known to occasionally write "Grade A" on a bicep in marker.
Sexual Information
----------------------
Orientation: Heterosexual (Will enjoy the more female part of herms on occasion.)
Dom/Sub?: Dom
Distinguishing Sexual Characteristics: Has the "birth defect" of dual shafts, or "diphallia" one atop the other. Becomes less rational in extreme states of arousal. (NOTE: This is an actual medical condition. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia )
Length: Proportional for bulls (played as between 18" to 36")
Width: Proportional for equines (played as 4" to 8")
Kinks & No-Go's: http://rh.greydawn.net/browse.php?c=Jude
Alternate Versions
---------------------
Frank - Not alternate, but rather Jude's half-brother by another mother. The product of a Newfoundland mother and the bovine/clydesdale father of both, Frank is of a similar size to Jude, but favors more of the equine characteristics, albeit with a heavy canine influence. The enormous clydesdale sports a shaggy hide, slightly more pointed ears, and sharper canines than other equines, and has been known to pant on rare occasions. Below the belt, the horse is as big as Jude (albeit only with one member), but many women find him too thick given his size and his tendency to knot. Frank's regular employ is as a repo man, and occasionally moonlights as a bail bonds officer (i.e. bounty hunter for Derrington County.)
Young Jude (Circa Age 12, but still lusty as ever. Still occasionally crashes at the orphanage, but mostly spends his nights squatting in abandoned warehouses.)
The Gameshow - Ever wanted to win a million bucks? You could manage it on the underground pirate TV program, Beast Mountain! Set up in an undisclosed studio somewhere in Southern California, the prupose of the show is simple... take one of the routes up the indoor man-made "mountain", having to stop at each cave. Whatever feral animal lies inside is what you have to take on to advance up the path, fucking your way to the top! Be forewarned, it may not be only one, and the spinner chooses which hole (or holes) you get btaken in for the audience's amusement. Try you luck!
People Who Are Just Downright Awesome
---------------------------------------------------------
Anya - One big sexy family.
Adena - You got your koopa in my smexy. You got smexy in my koopa. Together they taste like hot.
Jessica the Mare - [Obligatory "ride 'em cowboy" joke here.]
RowdyRough - Good people, if short. But don't hold that against him. (He'd probably prefer you hold other things against him, in fact.)
Susan Derbyshire - Proof that chihuahuas are tougher than they look.
Lyrr - The only woman as horny as me! (*plays rimshot*)
Leoni - Gone, but not forgotten. Come back soon, draggy lady!
Latikitty - Putting forth the theory that felines get hotter the shorter they get.