I have arrived.

So here's a few things you should know about me:

Porn is boring. It's pretty much all the same. I've seen enough of it to actually get annoyed to see it. Why am I here then? Well, there's gotta be some clean art somewhere. The thing is, with so much porn around, the clean art has to be extra interesting if it's going to stand out. It's the extra interesting stuff I'm looking for.

You aren't going to see porn here. If that's what you want, please move along to someone else.

I'm not a professional artist by any means, and I do not expect to put out "professional" material. My tiny attention span prevents me from finishing a lot of work. I've done commissions before, but to be honest, they kind of made me a nervous wreck and I screwed up at the last minute.

I have no interest in your yiff yiffery or scritch scritchery. I will ball-chop you if you insist on pushing me.

You might have seen my art before. You might not. There are two other places I've posted before. If you find me there, great. If you don't, that's cool, too. I post different things in each account, just to keep things interesting.

Most everything I do is because I'm bored. When I'm not bored, I am not productive.

Many of the things I do also do not make sense. I have been told this by numerous people. It is okay if you are confused.

If you are confused about something, feel free to inform me. I may or may not have a suitable answer, but I will make one up that will hopefully satisfy.

tl;dr

Sup, bro.