Now this might come as a suprise to some of you but not all tentacle monsters are violent, vicious rape machines! In fact its rude profile made by non-tentacle monsters to type cast us in your movies as the evil creature, in your pornos as well a rape fueled monster and I sometimes take offense to it but sorry I didn't mean to get so upset, you just you know... saw me and immediately turned to run but fell down with your hips in the air and you know... its kinda so... um obvious. Look don't be upset I'm sure your a nice girl and I imagine your quite helpless, you've seemed to get yourself tied up in some ropes, so look I'll get you out of that and um, maybe we could go to a nice cafe together, no no I'm not going to rape you... no I'm not... look maybe if you just calm down... *Sigh, slithers away.* What? Your a fan... well um yeah I'm that tentacle monster... here. *Signs an Autograph.*

Name-Terry
Species-Eldritch Abomination Tentacled Monster from Beyond the Unknowable Veil
Color-Green
Weight-Six Metric Tons.... which is quite slim for a Tentacle Monster I assure you!
Occupation-Actor *Sigh* Pornographic Actor *Hides Face*
Sexuality-Omnisexal but... not really a horn dog.

Yeah, that's me that eldritch horror currently slithering towards the tied up schoolgirl, only to untie her and slither off, to be summoned by a wicked sorcerer only to realise he is late for a audition now. My name's Terry and I'm a tentacle monster, my parents are kinda disapointed in me, my dad a tentacle monster, my mother a princess ravaged to be a sex slave slash birthing cow to well um tentacle monsters. I'm the youngest of a brood of about one hundred and kinda a rebel, you see um what I really want is to become an actor! Not a type cast monster in horror or much more likely pornographic horror but you know, comedies, romances, drama... that dosn't include tentacle rape. I'd also like to you know, just meet a nice girl one day, maybe go on a date and get some coffee but the kind of girls who are into guys like me seem nice though they keep going on about how helpless, and virginal and impregnatable they are and well... it just kinda gets old. I'm really a nice guy! I promise, I have a roommate named Jeff, he thinks I'm nice I think, we go halves on groceries and utilities right now though... well I'm kinda taking some roles I don't really want and am not entirely proud of to make end's meet though since I'm a tentacle monster they never shoot my face.