I'm just a moose. An ordinary moose. On a kitten farm. Knitting.

What?

-Name: Johnathan Joseph B. Moose, a.k.a. Joey Moose [my 'sona]
-Species: Moose!
-Sex: Male
-Body type: Powerlifter [with musclegut to go with it]
-Height: 5'6, antlers add another two feet, for a total of 7'6
-Weight: 320lbs, plus another 65lbs for the antlers, for a total of 385lbs
-Eye color: Sky blue
-Hair color: Black
-Skin color: Deep chocolate [but not edible dangit!] with lighter freckles across the chest, shoulders and upper back
-Likes include: Hawaiian shirts, kittens, powerlifting, knitting, musclebears, reading
-Dislikes: [none known]
-Weaknesses: Enchiladas, dark chocolate, musclebears
-Occupation: Owner and manager of Kitten Kaboodle, a humane kitten farm/ranch.