I'm a writer. Somewhat good, I guess. I've just never finished a story.
I'm an avid reader of yiff. Most notably The Runt series by Nekko Fox. Excellent writer. MAN, YOU INSPIRE ME.
If you want to see some of the stories I've started, and might possibly finish, I post my stuff on dA, here:
http://damagedbloodlines.deviantart.com/

Just, ah, don't go around telling people where you got the link, mm? Can't have my friends knowing I'm a perverted psychopath.
Okay, well, they already know that. But not this perverted.