Here’s a little introduction, and I’ll make it quick.

You’ve reached Halcyon?Heartbeat, and writing’s my shtick.

I may not post too many stories, but you can be sure,

Even though my writing’s blocked, there is plenty in store.

I’m a complex guy; I’ll tell you that much is true.

I mean, I didn’t have to write this crappy poem for you.

I'll post some art here and there, though the art isn’t mine.

If you ever saw my art, I think you’d surely go blind.

My characters are each a little slice of myself.

I wouldn’t read into it too much, or you’ll hurt yourself.

I think I’ve overstayed my welcome, and I’ve wasted your time

With my pointless, mediocre, and inferior rhyme.

So before you go on your way, just give me a shout!

I’m always willing to hear a fellow furry out.

I’ll get back to you as soon as I’m able.

(Provided my connection’s stable)

So just drop me a line,

Any day, any time,

And I hope the rest of your day is fine!