guerillasquirrel
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[b]Some things you should know about GuerillaSquirrel:[/b]
... Can throw a medium-sized nut for a distance of about 20 ft. ( Which is pretty far for a squirrel. )
... Hobbies include bungee-jumping, water-ski, mountain climbing, and
quiet evenings alone, spent with a glass of fine wine, while plotting
schemes for world domination.
... Is an expert in Gorilla warfare.
... Likes his molotov cocktails shaken, not stirred, with a hint of lime and a pinch of salt.
... Used to hang out with Chuck Norris, back when he was still cool --
Guess who taught him how to do decent roundhouse kicks... ? Precisely.
... Likes porn sometimes, but only on days that end with a "y".
Currently available YCH scenes, auctions etc.:
https://www.sofurry.com/view/883224 ( M/M Version - Adult/NSFW )
https://www.sofurry.com/view/883221 ( Straight Version - Adult/NSFW )
... Can throw a medium-sized nut for a distance of about 20 ft. ( Which is pretty far for a squirrel. )
... Hobbies include bungee-jumping, water-ski, mountain climbing, and
quiet evenings alone, spent with a glass of fine wine, while plotting
schemes for world domination.
... Is an expert in Gorilla warfare.
... Likes his molotov cocktails shaken, not stirred, with a hint of lime and a pinch of salt.
... Used to hang out with Chuck Norris, back when he was still cool --
Guess who taught him how to do decent roundhouse kicks... ? Precisely.
... Likes porn sometimes, but only on days that end with a "y".
Currently available YCH scenes, auctions etc.:
https://www.sofurry.com/view/883224 ( M/M Version - Adult/NSFW )
https://www.sofurry.com/view/883221 ( Straight Version - Adult/NSFW )