My FTL jump calculations were off by 0.0000132% and my ship slammed into your world at seventeen times the speed of light, roughly sixty five million years ago in the area you now call the northern Yucatan Peninsula. I am sorry about that. Since I am stuck on this planet until your species develops space travel or some other aliens find me on this backwater, I have been passing the time in various ways, the most recent recent of which is an attempt at writing. I hope you enjoy my efforts. Also, if you have requests, I may or may not oblige you.