Professor, to you, Alexander Blevins teaches Political Science at nearby Yiffburg University. An older gentleman, he's still got the stamina of one of his younger students. Professor Blevins is dedicated to the art of learning, having earned two Master's degrees himself, one in Political Science, the other in History. Despite being well educated, he still likes the simple things in life. What simple things? Just ask him. He's nice enough...though, don't try to sleep with him to increase your grade... if he wants to fuck you, he'll just ask.
Oh, and the picture he's using here? It's him before he lost some weight. This Elephant DOES NOT HAVE A BELLY! He's not ripped or roided out, but he's not flabby either. Just... normal. OK?