Welcome to the Sanctum of the Roses. You may call me Aionios, Keeper of Secrets.

Yes, I realize a red dragon is not the most obvious of choices.

No, I am not going to change into a skunk for you.

No, I do not have ketchup.

You worry me.

Come, others will be here soon, such as Garrus the Raccoon, and a chameleon known only as Intrigue. For now, allow me to tell you a story or two. Please, have a seat.

Sit.

SIT.

Good.

Now, where shall I begin?