Advarious Shadowclaw
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"For the tl;dr audience...Wait, why am I doing this? just click on me in chat if you want baseball stats!"
"Well, welcome to my profile. It's nice, isn't it? I was thinking, because so many people here have theirs written in third person, I decided to...Shake things up a bit."
"First of all, yeah, okay, I'm a dragon. Wings, tail, claws, fangs, the whole nine yards...And no, that's not a phallic reference. I'm actually pretty proportionate downstairs. I can change my size and form at will, but I'll usually be walking on two legs, roughly 7 feet tall. You have to catch me in a mood to see me walking around as a 40-foot long feral. Which happens...Rather seldomly."
"Speaking of moods, being a dragon, I love the idea of sexual interactions. I flirt, tease, seduce...All the fun stuff. If you REALLY want to know, you can Look at my RH."
"Heh, and on the other claw, I'm also a very talented fighter, here....My style of combat is unpredictably technical, which makes me one of the most dangerous opponents here. If you want more details, just call me up for a spar!"
"Well, I suppose that's pretty much it about me...Kinda a bit lazy to keep typing like this. Chat with you later!"
"Oh, and before I go, I have a few hints that keep getting more numerous as I meet idiots here..."
"If you're in the colosseum, and have fought in the past, don't be so smug about yourself that you won't accept other challenges from the same people. People are there to enjoy a RP fight, not to be trolled about someone being better than them, when they really aren't."
"If you are in the colosseum, don't try to bullshit another part of it being entirely closed off to you. First of all, everywhere within the colosseum is up for grabs, and second...what sense is there to run a bar within a place like that? It's called a private group for a reason."
"If we're RPing, be it rape, torture, enslavement, or any other of my kinks, do NOT continue if you do not want me to...It confuses me, wastes my time, and pisses me off."
"If you are the 'victim' of the aforementioned, do NOT go telling everyone and their mother about your plight...Role-Plays within PMs only exist between us, and really shouldn't be of anyone else's concern, even if you ARE raped, knocked up, and hung out to dry."
"If you are the friend of someone who I have RPed with in the past, do NOT come running up to me with in-character rambling nonsense of what an evil bastard I am. First of all, I take it more as a compliment, and second, If you weren't a part of it, it doesn't involve you."
"Just because you're a lesbian doesn't give you a right to be a royal bitch towards the opposite sex...Especially if they're just asking where you got your display pictures from."
"If I am fighting you in the colosseum, do NOT try to control what happens to my character. We're here to have fun, not force bullshit handicaps on others with our already obscenely-overpowered characters."
"Not everyone is going to get a warm welcome from me. If I greet you with a growl, please remember that it's only ME saying it, and NOT the post-teenage computer addict pulling my strings. Also, I remember there being only two non-evil Drow that have ever lived. Other than that, expect a harsh greeting. That goes for any other stereotypically evil creatures on this rock, under it, and in space."
"OH, for the love of CHRIST...When you don't want to be talked to by someone, come out and say it. Setting your status to busy will only have me respectfully wait for you to respond. Leaving me out and wasting my time waiting for something that's not going to come is just going to piss me off."
"Well, welcome to my profile. It's nice, isn't it? I was thinking, because so many people here have theirs written in third person, I decided to...Shake things up a bit."
"First of all, yeah, okay, I'm a dragon. Wings, tail, claws, fangs, the whole nine yards...And no, that's not a phallic reference. I'm actually pretty proportionate downstairs. I can change my size and form at will, but I'll usually be walking on two legs, roughly 7 feet tall. You have to catch me in a mood to see me walking around as a 40-foot long feral. Which happens...Rather seldomly."
"Speaking of moods, being a dragon, I love the idea of sexual interactions. I flirt, tease, seduce...All the fun stuff. If you REALLY want to know, you can Look at my RH."
"Heh, and on the other claw, I'm also a very talented fighter, here....My style of combat is unpredictably technical, which makes me one of the most dangerous opponents here. If you want more details, just call me up for a spar!"
"Well, I suppose that's pretty much it about me...Kinda a bit lazy to keep typing like this. Chat with you later!"
"Oh, and before I go, I have a few hints that keep getting more numerous as I meet idiots here..."
"If you're in the colosseum, and have fought in the past, don't be so smug about yourself that you won't accept other challenges from the same people. People are there to enjoy a RP fight, not to be trolled about someone being better than them, when they really aren't."
"If you are in the colosseum, don't try to bullshit another part of it being entirely closed off to you. First of all, everywhere within the colosseum is up for grabs, and second...what sense is there to run a bar within a place like that? It's called a private group for a reason."
"If we're RPing, be it rape, torture, enslavement, or any other of my kinks, do NOT continue if you do not want me to...It confuses me, wastes my time, and pisses me off."
"If you are the 'victim' of the aforementioned, do NOT go telling everyone and their mother about your plight...Role-Plays within PMs only exist between us, and really shouldn't be of anyone else's concern, even if you ARE raped, knocked up, and hung out to dry."
"If you are the friend of someone who I have RPed with in the past, do NOT come running up to me with in-character rambling nonsense of what an evil bastard I am. First of all, I take it more as a compliment, and second, If you weren't a part of it, it doesn't involve you."
"Just because you're a lesbian doesn't give you a right to be a royal bitch towards the opposite sex...Especially if they're just asking where you got your display pictures from."
"If I am fighting you in the colosseum, do NOT try to control what happens to my character. We're here to have fun, not force bullshit handicaps on others with our already obscenely-overpowered characters."
"Not everyone is going to get a warm welcome from me. If I greet you with a growl, please remember that it's only ME saying it, and NOT the post-teenage computer addict pulling my strings. Also, I remember there being only two non-evil Drow that have ever lived. Other than that, expect a harsh greeting. That goes for any other stereotypically evil creatures on this rock, under it, and in space."
"OH, for the love of CHRIST...When you don't want to be talked to by someone, come out and say it. Setting your status to busy will only have me respectfully wait for you to respond. Leaving me out and wasting my time waiting for something that's not going to come is just going to piss me off."