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Dear Zulily

Hello,
I was super excited after waiting for my package for what felt like forever.  When it got here, I ripped it open and shook out my "dresses" and a little part of me died inside.
Let me start with the A La Tzarina
Navy Floral Shift Dress - Plus, Size: 2X
Go on your website and check out the picture.  Cute, right?  Looks flared and Swingy, and adorale, right?  And I was going to wear it with the leggings I bought (That, by the way, were the only satisfying part of the purchase)
Except, the 3x shift dress fits my size 8 sister.  2x=size 8.  My self esteem didn't take a hit, or anything.  Oh, except the sleeves.  The sleeves are about 3 sizes BIGGER than anything I've ever worn, so it's like some kind of crazy frankendress made from part circus tent (The arms) and part tube top (the dress part)
Moving on to the Ananda's Collection
Purple Lace-Up Embroidered Swing Dress - Plus, Size: One Size Plus
Check out your model.  Is she like 4 feet tall?  Look at her standing all coyly near a wall.  I thought, "cute summer shift!  How FUN!"  There's a good reason she's against a wall.  This PAPER THIN joke of a dress, or as I refer to it "Honeymoon-style negligee", doesn't even cover my butt.  It is just long enough to not quite qualify as a normal length shirt.  Additionally, I think it's made from dyed gauze bandaged.  I put it on and you could see every single freckle on my torso through it. 
I am SO disappointed.  I've admonished every single one of my lying friends who tell me to use your service for misleading me into believing that it was a deal, as opposed to a money-siphoning disappointment akin to my last relationship.  When people mention it on facebook, I tell them my experience.  Id' love to say "But, the company made it right." 
I'd like to return these items.  The tags are gone because I pulled them off to wear them.  But, honestly, no one in this house can wear these items.  There might be an olympic weight lifter somewhere who would benefit from the navy dress's crazy sleeve dysmoprhia, but none of us can make it work.
Please let me know what to do to get these jokes back to you.
Thanks!
I wish that erasing memories and promises made to you was as easy as deleting people from your social networking.

Writer's Block: Homeward bound

How would you describe your dream home?


"not in Houston"

terry's survey

1. If you're on my friends list, I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet or long and detailed, all is good.

2. Copy and past in a comment here with your answers, and re-post the questionnaire in your own journal.


01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

OPEN TO THE 43 FOLLOWERS

Okay, weird. I have 43 people who've friended, followed me. I invite you to INTERACT. For crying outloud, why do you follow someone and update your own journal and NEVER comment. So, here you go. To make this fun for you, I'm opening up the Free Pass question to all viewers, not just friends. AND, I'm allowing anonymous comments. I'm just trying to get people to come outof lurker land and step forward. You follow me because you want to know something, right? So let's hear it.


stolen from numbereleven
"Everyone has things they blog about. Everyone has things they don't blog about. Challenge me out of my comfort zone by telling me something I don't blog about, but you'd like to hear about, and I'll write a post or comment about it. Ask for anything: latest movie watched, last book read, religious leanings, thoughts on porn, favorite type of underwear, graphic techniques, hairstyles, sports, etc."

Terry's already hit me. Her answer will come soon. Also, everything related to this question will be tagged as free pass.

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stolen from numbereleven

"Everyone has things they blog about. Everyone has things they don't blog about. Challenge me out of my comfort zone by telling me something I don't blog about, but you'd like to hear about, and I'll write a post or comment about it. Ask for anything: latest movie watched, last book read, religious leanings, thoughts on porn, favorite type of underwear, graphic techniques, hairstyles, sports, etc."

Since I think I don't have a single thing she hasn't eventually told me about... I guess I'll let everyone else ask me. And I've decided on full disclosure, so this is your ONE CHANCE people.

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Okay. Here's my day.

Got up. Played ont he internet for a bit. Went out to pick up toilet paper from the store. Stoped by the gas station on the way and picked up some mountain dew. Best drink ever. With a beverage roller dogs were 50 cents. I'm a sucker for a roller dog, so meg and I got roller dogs.

Headed to get toilet paper. Got distracted by the dollar tree. Also, Sean called to have us over tomorrow to watch Fan Boys. But the dollar store didn't have too much to offer. Some foam stickers for our camping themed week. And a travel toothbrush for the gym.

Then we left the dollar store to go to walmart for toilet paper. We went in by cosmetics and wandered the entire Perimeter. Meg picked up a sportband for her ipod and I picked up a circular needle for knitting.

Then we got the toilet paper. We let walmart and headed to the storage unit to drop off the homework bag that wasFINALLY returned. On the road, i nearly ran over the largest rat i've ever seen. It was NOT a possum. I know what possums look like. there's one living outside that one of the outside cats adopted as a baby. This was a fucking rat. It's tail was easily a foot long. it was darting across the road. It was yucky.

Then we left storage to hit Target b/c i got a gift card fromt he kid i don't care much for. I spent it on a CD. 80s Country corssovers. it includes amazing songs like:

I love a rainy night
Queen of hearts
9 to 5
elvira
mountain music
lady
always on my mind
seven year ache
nobody
when you say nothing at all
islands in the stream.

These are the reasons i bought the cd. The other songs are just icing.

Anyway, then i spent half an hour giving Penny the best bath she's had in ages. she's so damn sparkley now. What a happy car.

ThenPAt called and roped me into babysitting for his friend tonight. So I will. Two kids 8-11 with wifi. Can't be too hard. I like kids. Now I'm home vegging before i have to go hang out with children.

So... workingon updating more often. hope this was at all entertaining.

Jun. 6th, 2009

dear livejournalers,

why am i so enamored of dragon figurines? confession. I make little dragon figurines out of playdoh at work.

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