your obligatory "hmd" post.


anon is on, screening is on, ip addresses are logged.

"Hey!  Hey, how's it going?  ...Good, good--listen, I'm so glad you called because I'm not here right now and you can leave me a message?  Okay cool, I'll call you back later!"

beeeeeeeeeeeep.



[[Yes, Scyther has a jokey joke fake-you-out voicemail message.  Leave her a message by putting the date and time in your subject line and then talking away.  Alternately, you can text her.  She answers those too, so just specify which you're leaving!]]

Okay, first of all...I leave for two seconds on emergency personal shit and suddenly we have a bunch of new brats running around this place?  Geez, at the rate that I see new faces come and go, I feel like the Mr. Hand is charging admission for day passes or something!

I guess this means I'll need to get to know a bunch of new people.  Fuck.

Second of all, I realize that the last post I, uh, posted wasn't exactly...coherant.  I'd had a metric fuckton bit to drink, so you can all rest assured that whatever the fuck I said...I was smashed.  So.  Take it as you will.  Hope I didn't offend anyone.  Then again, I don't give a damn.

In other other news, I named my tattoo Hana, if anyone cares.  I read that it means flower.  I think that's...pretty fitting.



On a pretty somber note, I went missing because my--oh, what's a good word for them?  Benefactors?--contacted me.  It seems the old man has fallen ill, so that's where I was.  Visiting the old lady and whatever.  So...I hope no one worried or whatever.  I was just checking up on the people who paid for my schooling, that's all.



Okay, enough sad bullshit and back to the new kids on the blocklksdjfsld.  This sounds like the perfect opportunity for a party--you know, to celebrate...having new people...?  Whatever, I just wanna party.


Does that sound good to anyone else?

yeah so my tattoo is all healed and whatever
it looks fuckin' awesom, but i need to name her because it feels weird havingg a lady on my arm and she doesn't even have a name

don't let me name her xatu [[delete delete delete]]

in other news i wrote a wish on that stupid tree
and that green asshat still hasn't noticed me

god damnit i'm fucking going to bed now



[[This is in response to everyone who responded to THIS because I feel like starting drama.  FEEL FREE TO ASSUME SCYTHER LIKES YOU IF YOU ARE BIG/GREEN/A DUMBASS.]]

Well well, Smash Academy...another year is over.  Look at you, growing up day by day.  Makes me kinda wish I'd actually graduated or some shit like that.  Whatever, prom was a buncha fun and some of you kids are pretty good dancers.

You know who you are.

Anyway, I'm gonna be around and about for the summer.  Who has plans that I can join and/or crash?


[[Yes I threw Scyther into prom at the last minute look at that here she is ha ha ha]]

Holy shit, Smash Academy--I leave for two seconds to have some ~Me Time~ in the forest and I come back to find the fucking school under siege...thanks to chickens?

Are you fuckin' kidding me?

God fucking damnit I love this place.

Seriously though, who wants to fill your favorite bug-type in on what the fucking fuck happened?  And do the chickens taste good?

Alright, I'm getting really bored and I guess it's time to earn my keep.  Any teachers in need of an aide?  I'm here and Master Hand says I can assistant teach any class...so who wants my very excellent presence in their class?

In other news, I gotta say I'm real pleased with all of the new folks that showed up when I was gone.  When I realized that so many people I used to hang out with had left, I thought this place was seriously going to blow.  Surprisingly enough, you newbies aren't half bad.  I look forward to getting to know you, teaching you, hanging out with you, and partying with you.  But only if you're cool.


By the way, does anyone know of a good tattoo shop nearby?  I want a tattoo...

Glad to see that you bastards are all back to normal, so let me try this again:

Gan, Nyx, Knuckles, Lash...good to see all of you!  ...Now will someone fucking throw a party and update me already?

Okay, I've been here for what--two fucking days?  And everything is fucked, of course.

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?  FUCK THIS PLACE  no one noticed my arrival


BUT SERIOUSLY, WHEN IS EVERYONE GONNA STOP BEING CRAZY AND FUCKING PARTY OR SOMETHING

Would you look at that...I'm back!  Spent a couple years roaming around only to end up back here.  What scares me most is that I couldn't have kept away if I'd tried!

Goddamn!  Look at this place!  It's the fuckin' same!

Whatever, that's all beside the point.  The point is that I'm back and good old Headmaster Hand was nice enough to give me a hand hire me on as a Teacher's Aide/Student teacher.  Y'know, since I don't have any former experience?  So anyway, my first order of business is to go around the school to see if a teacher would be so kind as to have me as their aide/whatever.  Any takers?  C'monnn, don't be shy!


Hm.  You know, on second thought, I'd better fully introduce myself.  I've been seeing a whole lot of  unfamiliar faces while walking around and whatever.

My name is Scyther, but that's because I am a Scyther.  If you were too thick to figure it out, I'm a Pokémon.  I used to go to this school about two or three years ago, but I left.  I had to go look for someone.  I came back because I was so tired of not partying...I just had to get another round in!


So where are all of my old friends?  Ganondorf?  Nyx?  Lash?  Who else is around...Knuckles?  I need a very loud party with lots of explosions and mischief.  Who wants to cause some havoc for old time's sake?



[[OOC: Seriously glad to be back, friends!  Don't mind me, but I've changed Scyther's appearance a bit.  She looks like THIS now, but less crappy because that was a quick sketch.  I'll draw her better, later.]]