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Genius, intelligence, talent, kindness, gutsiness, vulnerability, wisdom, foulmouthedness, verbal wizardry... I ADORE Stephen Fry! Unfortunately YouTube has taken down the Craig Ferguson interview posted here before.
I will always love Mr Fry just for this documentary, The Secret Life Of The Manic Depressive, alone. Get the DVD if you can get your hands on it!

Inspired by damelola 's promise that she'll guess all of them, even if she's wrong and since I have no other f'listers (who know me well enough) to play games, this is just for the fun of it, mine predominantly. Sorry for the deranged potty-mouthedness of my quotes of choice. It scared me a bit too, especially since I have all these films on DVD and this is just a selection of the English spoken ones.

1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

#1  “Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been.” < The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover (Dame Helen Mirren), guessed by lauriestein

#2   “Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.” < Damage

#3   “I've been called a son of a you-know-what plenty of times, but I've never been called a son of God.” < Dead Man Walking (awesome Sean Penn with awesome Susan Sarandon), guessed by lauriestein

#4   “I don't mean to be flippant or to enrage you or anything, but you're a psychotic man.” < The Fisher King

#5   “I've often thought that there should be beauty contests for the *insides* of bodies.” < Dead Ringers (my man Jeremy Irons), guessed by lauriestein

#6   “We all have our little foibles, and mine is the prompt settling of accounts.” < A Room With A View

#7   “We don't really move, we'd like to but... my mom is sort of attached to the house. Attached isn't really the right word, she's pretty much wedged in.” < What's Eating Gilbert Grape (Depp back in the days when), guessed by Satya

#8    “In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.” < Steel Magnolias (Dolly Parton in a film that cannot but move your heart strings), guessed by lauriestein

#9    “You're going to meet the most extraordinary men, the sexiest, brightest, funniest men, and you're going to fall in love with so many of them, and you won't know until the end of your life who your greatest friends were or your greatest love was.” < Milk (Sean Penn as Harvey Milk), guessed by lauriestein

#10   “Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights, so let's talk.” < Kill Bill, volume 2 (Uma Thurman for Quentin Tarantino), guessed by lesaubergines

#11   “- Can I ask how you've been? - For the past twenty years? Well, you know... ups and downs.” < After The Wedding

#12   “But our trip was different. It was to be a classic affirmation of everything right and true in the national character. A gross physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country. But only for those with true grit.” < Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (Depp, who can be a damn fine actor, with Benicio del Toro in a Terry Gilliam film), guessed by lauriestein

#13   “Madge, have you any objections if I scare your husband so that he'll never look at another woman?” < Top Hat

#14   “You will live on a diet of saltines and Tang, and you will never leave this room again.” < Hairspray, guessed by lauriestein

#15   “- You can't just go 'round killing people just because you don't approve of them! - You know, that's what my doctors used to say. It was the one point we could never agree on.” < Keeping Mum (Kristin Scott Thomas and Dame Maggie Smith), guessed by fionaswaltz

Snagged from laura27md

* Find your birth month and paste it at the top.
* Strike what doesn't apply; highlight what does.
* Post that and all twelve months under an LJ cut.

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.


JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.


FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.


MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves travelling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.


APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.


MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.


JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.


JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.


AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.


SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.


OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.


NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.


DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Nearly October and breast cancer awareness month, girls AND boys! Contribute in a serious, for serious is what cancer is, and a fun way. Read this blog and change the settings to your Twitter account and/or your default LJ icon. Women, and men, are suffering and dying and we need to do everything to prevent that. Talking about the issue and boobs in general certainly helps. Also check those girls regularly!

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Now it's obvious that I'm a huge Lisa Edelstein fan and that I think her creation of Cuddy should get more credit and awards and appreciation and screen time and love and sex. Lisa Edelstein is pure hotness and the object of my desire and inspiration and House would lose all interest for me without her and Hugh Laurie is, IMO, a better actor for having her play opposite him. I love seeing them bounce off each other on the show and off (Paley center for instance). Huddy (such an unattractive word) all the way.

I am, however, not a HuLi and this is why:



Now don't start on how she doesn't deserve him and how LE should get him as she's so much prettier and sexier and what have you. Jo Green is HL's chosen wife and mother to his three children and has been for over 20 years with all their ups and downs. IMO, these photos show what that entails. If you can't see that here, you can't see it but I think these photos are cute. There, I've said it! Carry on.