In other girl-fu news: I got a haircut-- it's about 2" shorter, with chunky layers in it to give it some body. The lady at the salon was not pleased with my pre-cut hair at all and ordered me to use a hydrating conditioner and to get more than two trims a year. I also bought some really cute panties and a sexy purple bustier top, and figured out that sweaterdresses look oddly cute on me, so when I find the right one, I should buy it. I had my hair played with by very talented ladies, who used hairsticks to give me a vintage 40's lounge siren look that I will now struggle to replicate, because it was hot. Overall, this weekend continued my streak of win.