Four of these are true. One is a lie. Guess which one.
When I was a pre-teen, I read Tiger Beat religiously. I once briefly had a crush on some poor guy named Mookie Alexander.
6(31.6%)
I once nearly sliced my thumb off with a swiss army knife. There was so much blood that we had to repaint a wall.
1(5.3%)
Once, on RA rounds, I entered the bathroom to turn down a radio and found a half-naked Phi Sig passed out in a shower stall.
3(15.8%)
I once met the guy who played Bud on 'Married With Children.' He mangled my name on the autograph, spelling it "Kris-teena."
4(21.1%)
A guy once filed assault and battery charges against me. They were later dropped because well, he hit me first.
5(26.3%)
Let's see how well you know me. :)
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