Going to bed. Swear.

But first-- weird ass celeb news.



Siegfried: Tiger Was Trying To Protect Roy


The tiger that almost ended Siegfried & Roy star Roy Horn's life during a tragedy onstage in Las Vegas, Nevada, last week was actually trying to protect him, according to the showman's partner. Siegfried Fischbacher insists white tiger Montecore never meant to harm his partner - because if he did, the German cabaret star would be dead. Horn is still in critical condition in a Las Vegas hospital after the tiger attack, but the beast will not be destroyed - because the tiger thought it was doing the right thing. Fischbacher told CNN newsman Larry King Wednesday night, "Something was just a little confusion (sic). I saw the tiger grab him on the sleeve and Roy said, 'Let go, ' and the tiger let go and Roy went back and he slipped and tripped and he fell. At that moment I ran. I realized Roy is in danger and we tried to separate (them) and I realized that the tiger took Roy by the neck and pulled him backstage. It was an accident. If the tiger would be out for killing Roy it would be over in no time. Roy fell and he wanted to protect him." Fischbacher admits his decision to run to his partner's aid didn't help the situation: "I thought we were doing right (but it was) extra danger, so he took Roy and put him backstage behind the curtain to protect him, and then he let Roy go." Horn managed to utter some final words on the way to hospital in an ambulance. Fischbacher says, "He said, 'Don't harm the tiger. Montecore is a great cat.'"


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