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GRADUATED UNIVERSITY?

Spanish Revolution: The Manifesto

Applicable to many other countries, not just ours. Spread the word.

For those of you with Twitter, I advise you check out #spanishrevolution. This is going to be a serious post. I'm leaving this unlocked, so that if anyone wants to link to this, they can.

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Title: Clear Your Agenda
Author: Cella [shortitude]
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Rating: Teen
Summary: Mukuro and Haru discuss Chrome's custody. No, really. HARU. MUKURO. Some spoilers.

( let mommy and daddy talk, honey )

Title: The Cupcake Analogy
Author: Cella [shortitude]
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Characters: Byakuran/Haru/Yamamoto (that’s right), quite a lot of Haru-gen
Rating: Mature, to be sure
Summary: Haru plans and overthinks. Byakuran forgets. Yamamoto assists. Things do not go as planned. HARU. YAMAMOTO. BYAKURAN. In another world, this is happening.
Spoilers: All the Milliefore arc. Despite being Alternate Reality, this is still in concordance with canon. Haru being a badass is totally in concordance with canon!
A/N: This monster was birthed from a prompt by obsceno (Byakuran/Haru/Yamamoto; brainwashing/the worst kind of games), and meant to be part of the drabbles in honour of Haru’s birthday. Except it developed into a gargantuan monster of 15 pages, with only a few hints at porn, and a whole lot of plot. But there’s talk of cupcakes, and I bet you haven’t seen this threesome before! All grammar mistakes shall be dedicated to the Goddess of One In The Morning, and will be attended in time; thank you.

( there's a monster in my bed (he ate my heart) )

Let's talk love.

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Progress:

I have noticed a few things:
1. That my schedule starts at 9 everyday but Wednesday, and ends at 7 most days, regardless of the pauses in between to eat and when I can, nap.
2. That professors are INSANE and give us homework from one day to the other, which, alright, are not too difficult, but are definitely sucking me dry of energy at around 10pm.
3. That in this whole week, I've had time to do exactly 10 tags. That's it. THAT'S IT! And I'm missing tagging a bit, and posting - I had so many things planned but now I can't even find the time to invest in shit like that! Maybe Saturday night, since Friday will be a party night, haha.
4. That I think that from now on I'll be more online for weekends, and less for weekdays. So don't expect me to answer or know wtf is going on.
5. That WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE, OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME GRADUATE THIS YEAR.

Sob.
End of report.

Title: requiem for a dream
Author: Cella [shortitude]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Team 7
Rating: Teen
Summary: Freedom or death, happiness or loneliness. What’s real and what is a dream? SAKURA. SASUKE. NARUTO. Which will you choose?
Spoilers: Spoilers to everything up to 503.
A/N: To Sasuke, happy birthday, moron. To its_game_time, lokogato, and spunbymidnight; you three revolutionized my concept Sasuke, and from time to time, made me actually love the little bitch. Additionally, spunbymidnight, meteorfreak, I took one for the team here. Have some team time. AU in most parts.

( when i grow up i'll be unstable )

So I got this in an email the other day, and laughed my ass off. It was in Spanish, however, so I thought I should translate it for the rest of you. :D

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