'The Half-Blood Prince' movie. What The F***??
Like the subject area above says... WHAT THE FUCK??I This movie was awful! I mean, let's get real folks, Harry sitting in a diner reading a Wizarding paper in front of a Muggle waitress AND he flirts w/her? Again, what the fuck? Where's the sense of impending doom? Where's the sorrow and conflict , or any emotion for that matter, of Dumbledore's death? What the fuck? I cried when I read it in the book, for pity sake! You'd never know that our Trio will soon be leaving everything, and everybody behind to search for pieces of Voldie's soul. Where's the angst? Where's the 'I'm scared as shit cause I don't know if I can do this, live through it, or know what the hell I'm even looking for?' Oh no, our happy threesome all but hold hands and walk off into the sunset at the end of this travesty. What the fuck?
This movie was detestable in just about every way possible, and yet people liked it? What the fuck? The majority of people who liked it, hadn't read the books. What the fuck? How can you even form an accurate or informed opinion if you haven't read the book?
People were like... OOTP was too dark and it was nice for things to be lightened up a bit. What the fuck? IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DARK!! They're on the brink of a WAR!!
Let's talk about the charcaters a bit:
Harry: Check out that do. He looks like he's still in third year! What the fuck? How the hell can you go from the short hair cut in OOTP (I know, he was doing that play, I get that) to that awful do? Yeah, I get it; he's supposed to have messy hair, but really, the dude's growing up and at least in OOTP he looked like he was maturing like most boys are supposed to.
Tonks: Another - what the fuck? - on the hair. She was beautiful in OOTP and they turned her into some freak with chopped up locks. If you're going to cut her hair at least make it stylish!
Remus: His biggest moment was to look like he was sitting on toilet inflicted with a bad case of constipation. Oh yeah, and we're all supposed to pick up on the fact that Tonks and Remus are couple because she whispers 'darling' or 'sweetheart' or some such nonsense the entire 2 minutes she was in the Remus constipated scene. What the fuck? Are they going to leave the birth of Teddy out in the DH movie?
Ron: I don't even LIKE this character and he was actually one of the best in the movie. What the fuck? Way to go, Ron! Rupert, I don't like Ron, but you're one hell of an actor. I gotta say this though, there was no - and I mean NO- chemistry between you and Hermione. Zippo, Zilch, Nadda!
Hermione: I love ya, but man... you so could not work up the tears after seeing Ron smooch Lavender. I'm not even going to say, 'What the fuck?' cause I totally get why not. Still, you're being paid to emote, so emote already. Side note: Loved you in POA!!
Dumbledore: Where's Richard Harris when you need him? That's right, dead. (I miss ya, man) Kinda like MG's acting in this movie.
Lavender: YAY! Another winner! I don't know your name, but I loved you anyway. BTW: You DID have chemistry w/Ron. What the fuck? I guess I just don't get anyone ending up w/Ron, but Lavender would be my choice for him. FYI: I LOVE RUPERT GRINT!! Out of the three, I think he has the most talent. When I watch him in GOF in that ballroom dancing scene with Maggie Smith, I freaken' laugh myself silly every time! Incredible comedic expressions and timing!
Ginny: I ain't even going there. She's not worth a 'what the fuck?'
Sirius: *sighs* I wish to hell you hadn't fallen through that veil. We really needed you to liven up HBP. Jo, what the fuck's up with killing off the delicious, the delectable Sirius Black? When he met his end, I cried myself sick.
I'm know that I'm missing people, but I don't have the heart to continue. But, what's really disheartening is that fact that David Yates is directing DH. What the fuck? He decimated HBP! We need that French dude (sorry, can't remember your name) who directed POA.
Now that I've thoroughly depressed myself with this little rant, I'll be signing off.