Three cities — Ankara, Chisinau and Dublin.

To which one might add Tirana, more on that later. Ireland wants economic basket cases the Ukraine and Moldova to join the E.U. Has anyone pointed out that Moldova has territory occupied/liberated by Russia?

As for Kiev, how much would it cost to rebuild?

Turning to Turkey, it was the colonial power in Albania. Would MI6 boss Blaise Metreweli (Mrs Dean Wilkin) be assisting Ankara in dabbling in Albanian affairs?

Three cities — Ayr, Fivemiletown and Holyhead.

The "Daily Express" seems to be making a living out of WW3, God help it, if it ever happens, they will have nothing to left to print.

I noticed errors today. Safe? Dover, Folkestone? No, too near the Channel tunnel and London. 

Anglesey? No, nuclear plant nearby. 

Pretty much the only place in England to be spared would be the Lake Districts.

Scotland? A line anywhere from Gretna to Ayr southwards. 

A line north of Stirling. Try Stornoway.

Ulster? Belfast, Derry, Armagh and improbably Fivemiletown, not far from where I am typing could be hit. 

Conscription, Clinton and Epstein.

I would love to eavesdrop at Bill and Hillary's breakfast table this morning, but crassesed comment of all must go to "The Sun" with half naked Bill. WTF would he be wearing in an effing jaccuzzi? 

Now to conscription, risible in today's UK. The current non binary, play station, woke geneartion would not start, let alone finish, basic training.