Three cities — Ankara, Chisinau and Dublin.
To which one might add Tirana, more on that later. Ireland wants economic basket cases the Ukraine and Moldova to join the E.U. Has anyone pointed out that Moldova has territory occupied/liberated by Russia?
As for Kiev, how much would it cost to rebuild?
Turning to Turkey, it was the colonial power in Albania. Would MI6 boss Blaise Metreweli (Mrs Dean Wilkin) be assisting Ankara in dabbling in Albanian affairs?