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Sidney's avatar

This story was such a fun read that kept me hooked all the way through! :)

AFTERBIT's avatar

love this!!

Bucky Badejo's avatar

Oh, this is so fun. Immediate follow!

em ⋆˚꩜。's avatar

there's something about ready funky, good short fiction that really butters my bread fr fr

ivan’s nook 📚's avatar

holy shit haha! i LOVED that first line! girl, you should be compiling an anthology of short stories you've written?!

The In Between's avatar

Best first line. Love this ridiculousness.

Shae's avatar

hahaha thank you thank you it's a life commitment to the bit

denisa oxford's avatar

oh man you really should write book! i ate this right up

Shae's avatar

this is the best compliment anyone has ever given me thank you xoxoxoxox

AmyBramble's avatar

I loved this! so funny!

rhiannon ⋆˚꩜。༄˖°.⭐️.ೃ࿔*:・'s avatar

Woooow this was SUCH a ride from start to finish! You write with such powerful imagery, it was so gripping! This line was amazing: 'his face is lightly wrinkled, like an overused shirt'. Can't wait to read more of your stuff!

Grace's avatar

Stunning!!! I could read pages pages more of this.

Robert Lin's avatar

Very memorable! Loved reading this. And this is why we never Google or look people up on Reddit. 🙂 Well done!! 👏

Dean Howell's avatar

I didn't expect to be shocked in anyway, but the first line got me good. Nice. As much as I want to be completely destroyed by this, it's not possible, because my favorite song, Sy Borg, is about a guy named Joe who joins the "Church of Appliantology" and then proceeds to engage sexually with just about anything you can plug into the wall.

Oooooh... You should do something in that universe.... :D

Shae's avatar

omg that sounds like an insane song I am looking it up right now haha would love to explore appliance whore universe content

Dean Howell's avatar

Well, it's a 2-hour long concept album so start at the beginning. There are crew sluts and sexually abusive dads who linger in the tool shed, too!

Shae's avatar

i don’t think ive ever been more interested in anything this is phenomenal

Camilla Zee's avatar

Yeah, that’s a crazy one! I love it!

Shae's avatar

thank you <3 means a lot coming from such a fabulous author