I'm tired of people blaming the Russian user base for the comment pages. Newsflash: they aren't happy either.

Okay, so I need help deciding who to app, because yeah. I'm super indecisive. I've managed to narrow things down a little, but beyond that? No luck.

So I decided to let popular opinion and peer pressure influence my decision! \o/

( So...... Who Do I App?Collapse )

Today, on his kayak trip, my dad jumped from a random rope swing he found into fast moving, gator infested waters.

This explains a lot.

Today, I kissed a camel.

Oh, this is a tough one.

Actually, I think I'd recommend the Screwtape Letters. It's witty, intelligent, and will give you something to think about.

Man, I've got a ton of those. But the tops has to be this one.

I really do with I could use it more. It's awesome.

TODAY I GOT TO HOLD A BOOK THAT WAS OVER 500 YEARS OLD.

I had to wear gloves, but I got to leaf through the pages and feel the print (through the gloves) and look at the pictures. I'd read it, but it was in italian.

Also got to look at a copy of an old medieval bestiary. It had what appeared to be a woman being raped by a dragon, and a bull defecating fire on some knights who were stabbing it. There were also cool pictures of peacocks and phoenixes, and some mermaids and centaurs.

No. I always print directions ahead of time and carry a map.

But if I absolutely have to, I ask for directions. But so does my Dad. -shrugs-

If I were in school at the moment, I would love you massively. It would mean a day off, with nothing but mild Tropical Storm winds, and that would be awesome.

...unfortunately, you decided to come the week before I start classes. I was supposed to go to Orlando to help get things ready ahead of time, but nooooo. You had to fuck that up. And then, my mom's school is out. This means I will be bitched at to clean the house. My dad will be at work, so he can't provide any relief from it. Oh, and my aunt is coming to visit this weekend. Which is awesome, but Fay cleaning + normal house cleaning will be hell on Earth.

Fay, we could have had some good times, if you'd just waited a week. But you had to come now. Thanks for screwing things up for me.

Ah well. Hurricanes are still always kinda fun. XD And I have a legitimate excuse to stay indoors all day and (once cleaning is done) play with my Transformers toys with my sister. So I don't totally hate you, Fay. I'll go and dance in the storm, even, because damnit, I missed hurricane season.

I'm off to the Rockies for about a week. So, in particular to my RP buddies, I'll be gone until August 3rd or so.