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HOW'S MY DRIVING?

.oo5. ♉ [audio]
dump.
selfconfidented
-=there's some shuffling and the sounds of someone walking. It also sounds like they're wearing metal boots but that's here nor there=-

I... used to, uh... like dreaming. I'd sleep more then... uh... then be awake sometimes. Was always... better.

-=the voice sounds exhausted. that level of exhausted where it could be easily mistaken for drugged. his stammering is worse, if that's even possible, and some of his words are starting to slur. coherency isn't his strong suit at the moment=-

Karkat... didn't sleep ever. I, uh... I don't... don't know how he did it.

I miss... P-Prospit...

-=some more metallic walking sounds, then a sudden slip..... CRASH=-

..... Owwwwww.

.OO4. ♉ [ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]
do the windy thing?
selfconfidented
-=the video kicks on when the PCD lands on the ground, catching a pretty good shot of Tavros floating in mid air, wind swirling around him, metal legs dangling right over the camera.

It looks like he's reaching out to pluck an apple off a tall tree, but instead he gestures with his hands and the apples just seem too.. burst off the tree along with most of the leaves as a localized tornado rips through the branches=-


AHHH!!!

He flails, managing to redirect the wind to catch some of them, but the ones he isn't concentrating on go whipping around in various directions to crash wherever they end up landing=-

Uhh... whoops.

.OO3. ♉ [TEXT]
}:(
selfconfidented
uHHHHH, wOW,
i GUESS THAT IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE CONFIDENCE,
tHAT ISN'T FAKE CONFIDENCE, oR PRETEND CONFIDENCE,
bUT, i THINK MY NICENESS GOT MISPLACED FOR A WHILE THOUGH,
sORRY ABOUT THAT,
i'LL MAKE SURE TO KEEP A BETTER EYE ON IT, iN THE FUTURE,

.OO2. ♉ [TEXT] → [VIDEO]
>_>?
selfconfidented
hELLO, aDSTRINGENDUM,
mY NAME IS TAVROS, aND, uHHHH,
i WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE KNEW HOW TO FIX ROBOT LEGS,
tHEY STILL ARE NOT WORKING PROPERLY,
aND MAKING NOISES THAT ARE WEIRD,
sO, uH, oH WOW, wAIT,


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-=after a moment the video clicks on to show a young, gray skin boy with bright orange bull horns and an awkward smile=-

Wow, yeah. Uh... hi. I keep forgetting this thing has a view port. So, uh... like I said before, well... typed technically, but... Uh.... My name is Tavros and my legs are, kind of malfunctioning.

-=he swings the video down, and indeed his legs are made of metal. In fact, everything from the waist down is made of metal. You know this because his lower half is so robotic, he isn't even wearing pants. There's nothing there to hide, save perhaps a few impressive dents=-

The sound they're making is, uh... making me rather uncomfortable.

-=he takes a few awkward steps, moving like he's trying to walk through a sea of peanut butter. There's a squeaking, grinding noise when one leg moves, and the other looks loose at the knee=-

And, they're getting harder to move.

-=swings the camera back up to his face, rubbing at the back of his neck with one hand=-

So, uh... if there's anyone who can help me, I'd.... really appreciate it?

.OO1. ♉ [TEXT]
So cute
selfconfidented
-- adiosToreador [AT] began trolling ??? [???] --

uUUUUUUUUUUH,
tHERE ARE A COUPLE THINGS OF INTEREST, tHAT i NEED TO ADDRESS,
a FEW BULLET POINTS, iF YOU WILL,
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