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scottak
SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 254 movies on this list. Put x's next to the movies you've seen and add it up.3

Movies! Lot's and lot's of movies...Collapse )

Total: 90

I have a life, I just have movies in it... Big freakin' deal...
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Thought for today: You can't fix stupid. However, you can take stupid out behind the woodshed and beat him with a tire iron.

Brought to you by the letters D, U, M and B.

or...

"Remember kids, dumb spelled backwards is mud."
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Once again, Kevin Smith reminds all of us why he rocks and we don't.

Kevin Smith interview on CNN about "Zack and Miri Make a Porno"

I know I'll go see the movie solely for the opportunity to see Jason Mewes in a sex scene.
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Been meaning to post this for a while. Actually, I've been meaning to post ANYTHING for a while...

After seeing the ads for DC Comics online web comic site zudacomics.com in various comics, I finally followed through and checked out their lineup. I like Zuda's concept, which is to every month run a contest of new submissions with the winner getting a contract to create comics for the site. All entries are judged by users, with the highest rated comic being the winner.

Zuda's flash based display for the comics is slick, allowing you to display each page in full screen, with no ads or other page elements to get between you and the comic. This to me is THE BEST feature of the whole site.

The best comic I've found on Zuda, and with the exception of Girl Genius the best I've seen on the internet, is High Moon. It's a gritty western meets werewolf story, with excellent artwork and layout. Think High Plains Drifter with fur and fangs. With new updates every Tuesday, High Moon has become one of my new must reads. I highly recommend it.
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In celebration of my 5 years with BCC, my employer sent me a catalog of gifts to choose from, like jewelry, googaws, doohickies and whatsits.

I was more stoked by the fact that they sent me a set of ring sizers so I could figure out what size to choose.
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scottak
Ah crap! The electricity just went out. There goes the day of productive activity I had planned...
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The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they’ve printed.
1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you started but did not finish.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own blog so we can try and track down these people who’ve read 6 and force books upon them.


1. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2. The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien - Oooh, the Gump Correlary strikes again!  So many people over the years told me that I just HAD to read these books.  I hated it.  I kept waiting for the story to start, and by the time it did the book was over.  I'd like these few hours of my life back, please.
3. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4. Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6. The Bible - I skipped ahead to the end to see how it all ended.  EVERYONE dies.
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scottak
This just in! Barack Obama has embraced the 'militant homosexual agenda'.
This is bad?
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scottak
If'n I had me a calendar, I'd take me a big marker and write in big letters 'SUCKED' in the box for today.
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Battlestar Galactica - Now that we've hit the mid-season finale, I'm left with an overwhelming sense of WTF?!?!?!?! But what did I expect?

Dr. Who - Best episode ever!!! Of course, we're nearing the end of the season so OF COURSE we have to have the really dramatic end of the world episodes. Next weeks looks great, with everyone who's ever hitched a ride with the doctor showing up. Can't wait...

the Venture Brothers - Just finally started watching this show, even though it's been recommended to me several times. A cartoon about super genius scientists and arch-villians? How could I not like this?!? Now I just need to see the first two episodes.
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