ENCLOSED:

x1 eridan/troll caligula (XXX HOT!! except not)
x1 what the fuck even happened lmfao story

here go.

( ooh mr. troll caligula oohCollapse )

ALSO HEY, LUCY. LOOK AT THIS.

enclosed are the following:

x1 MSPA sketch (Snowman; unfinished)
x1 art class dickery

( OH YEAH!!!Collapse )

it isn't so much drawing as doodling though. and wallowing around in the muck trying to figure out how to draw on the computer again. 50% of the time, at least.

( i blame twilightCollapse )

"IT WOULD BE UNWISE MUGGLE" is pretty much the only thing I'll be able to think about when I see Hermione now.

it's a poster for a deal having to do with the movie theatre right next door where they are playing Harry Potter. it looks like Harry Potter -- you might even think that it was Harry Potter by the way that they've put pictures of the characters on the paper with words like "Muggle" and "butterbeer" and stuff -- but upon more diligent inspection it's quite obvious that that is exactly what this poster is not:

what it is is pee-my-pants funny. everything about the Comic Sans to the slightly bewildered look on Ron's face (he's evidently just so perpetually bewildered that he's not even expressing his hopes aloud like the other two, merely content with thinking those thoughts to himself under a vacant stare) to Hermione's strangely-yellow speech bubble -- as if she's speaking in a way or some tone of voice markedly different from the others. judging from the body of the text, I'd say that she's possessed by some sort of wrathful, Muggle-hating demon. or possessed by a particularly miserable strain of stomach flu. I know that I'd want to kill all non-magical people if I was sick.

this poster didn't get me to go to Caliente, but only because I had a movie to get to. of course, it was Harry Potter. I watched for a line about what it would be unwise for Muggles to do, but it didn't come. it's possible that I was too distracted from having to pee the entire two and a half hours the movie lasted, but I think it's more likely that the kids didn't turn into some sort of Mexican food-enthusiast band of ruffians.

in America.



edit: also I'll be going back to steal this sign in a few days.  I don't want to go too early or they'll suspect -- a criminal eventually returns to the scene of the crime.

edit: i just realised that i turn to the right and then face the left in the next panel
holy shit am i a wizard or what

good lord just owning these makes me feel 50% douchier. oh well, I guess that's step one in an Eridan cosplay? wait, you ask, the douchyness or the glasses? you decide!

hey whoa speakin of hipsters I was wearing these and a Keffiyeh and skinny jeans while watching some foreign film. jesus christ it's like I'm becoming a parody of myself.


whatever, soon as my accordion's out of storage I'm learning this. it's strangely nostalgic, though I'd never watched Cheburashka as a child. either way, Crocodile Gena's one suave motherfucker.

off to get my phone fixed. ch-ch-ch-cheers.

augh you know that headache you get when you've been up for like a million years? it's balls. I have one.

pumpkin scones do not ease my anguish. but maybe an art class dump and random updates will.

( what she asked me at the end of the day Caligula would have blushedCollapse )