Sometimes, when two people love each other very much, and they are emotionally constipated ... :D
Aspire to Touch the Sky (13485 words) by Betty
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DCU Animated
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bruce/Diana
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Diana
Additional Tags: LKBF
Summary:
The residents of the Blüdhaven retirement home didn't care that their rescuer came from an age of myth; they were just glad she was able to reach the fourth floor where the firemen could not. But when she flew through the smoke with Mrs. Kelly in her arms, the cameras were waiting. With the dramatic arrival of Diana, who some are calling "Wonder Woman," the island of Themyscira rejoined the modern world. Talks between the Amazon Nation and Washington in the last week have been kept quiet, but a source close to the White House suggests a surprising announcement may be forthcoming--
If Through a Door (44044 words) by jibrailis
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Marriage of Convenience
Summary:
Tony is accused of murder on an alien planet; Steve marries him to bring him home.
this city bleeds its aching heart (34539 words) by Renne
Chapters: 5/5
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Phil Coulson, Jasper Sitwell, Nick Fury, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Unrequited Love, Resolved Sexual Tension, Undercover, Canon Universe
Summary:
The one where Steve and Bucky pose as a happily married couple while on a mission for SHIELD, to catch an international arms dealer hiding in a suburban neighbourhood.
Just Temporary, Ma'am (4654 words) by sutlers
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (2011)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis
Characters: Clint Barton, Darcy Lewis, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, Jane Foster, Phil Coulson
Summary:
In which Darcy procures a fake boyfriend in order to get Jane off her tits about this "Darcy doesn't have any friends" thing. Which is ridiculous, Darcy has over 300 friends.
Kissing Under the Mistletoe (and Other Christmassy Activities) (13600 words) by Selenay
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson
Additional Tags: Christmas, Get Together, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Humor, Mistletoe, First Kiss, kissing under the mistletoe, Fluff
Series: Part 1 of Your Family Is My Family
Summary:
"How hard could it be to pretend for a few days?" Clint continued. "All those kids around, we'd be able to keep it strictly PG and your sister would never have to know. It'll be great."
Phil stared. "You're actually volunteering to spend Christmas pretending to be-"
"Your boyfriend." Clint nodded. "I've had worse assignments."
"Fine." Phil pulled up a website and began hunting for flights. "Remember, you volunteered for this."
A Lopsided Symmetry of Sin and Virtue (25610 words) by language_escapes
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Elementary (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/Joan Watson
Characters: Joan Watson (Elementary), Sherlock Holmes, Tobias Gregson, Marcus Bell, Alfredo Llamosa, Ms Hudson, Clyde the Tortoise (Elementary)
Additional Tags: Fake Marriage, POV Female Character, POV Character of Color, Case Fic
Summary:
"Joan thinks she should be less surprised by his sudden, “Watson, we’re getting married!” and yet, here she is, cooking her egg and trying not to be astonished."
A Summer Day So Late In Coming (2790 words) by helens78
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: X-Men: First Class (2011), X-Men (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
Characters: Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Angst, Established Relationship, Weddings, Podfic Available, Translation Available
Summary:
Fifty years after they fell in love, Erik comes to Charles with a proposal that rocks Charles's world.
Omiai (103242 words) by Rose Emily
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Clark/Lex
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Futurefic, Romance
Series: Part 1 of Omiai
Summary:
A long story about Froot Loops, celery salt, dorkdom, and -- oh yeah -- marriage.
The Curse of Cheap Motels (3858 words) by Lenore
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Characters: Clark Kent, Lex Luthor, Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Humor, Future Fic
Summary:
Lex is getting married, again, and Bruce is supposed to get him to the church on time. He has another plan.
Never Marry for Money (You Can Borrow it Cheaper) (71788 words) by hapakitsune
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Social Network (2010)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eduardo Saverin/Mark Zuckerberg
Characters: Eduardo Saverin, Mark Zuckerberg, Dustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes (Social Network)
Additional Tags: Woke Up Married, Community: tsn_kinkmeme, Oblivious, Podfic Available
Summary:
Eduardo & Mark have to attend some kind of shareholder's/young-and-a-billionaire's meeting in Vegas/Vermont/Illinois. One thing leads to another and they WAKE UP MARRIED. A quicky divorce/annulment would be easy if not for the fact that Mark drunkenly changed his facebook status to MARRIED TO EDUARDO SAVERIN.
Or, Mark and Eduardo get drunkenly married. Chaos ensues.
Punch-Drunk Love, or The Third Mrs. Luthor (2823 words) by Liviapenn
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Additional Tags: married in vegas, Futurefic, Slash, Romance, Humor
Woke Up Married (16599 words) by celli
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: American Idol RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cook/Archuleta
Characters: David Archuleta, David Cook
Additional Tags: Chromatic Character, First Time, Fake Marriage
Series: Part 1 of Woke Up Married
Summary:
"Archie, we got married at--at Elvis's Chapel O' Love and Rainbows. And you're fine with that?"
Truly, Madly, Crazy, Deeply (29744 words) by harriet_vane
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Liam Payne/Louis Tomlinson, Nick Grimshaw/Harry Styles, Perrie Edwards/Zayn Malik
Characters: Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Perrie Edwards, Nick Grimshaw
Additional Tags: Woke Up Married, Curtain Fic, AU
Summary:
In which Liam and Louis wake up married after Zayn's bachelor party in Las Vegas.
"Louis's right here," says Liam, elbowing Louis in the back. Louis sticks a hand out from under the blanket and waves. "We had quite a lot of champagne." The whole room swims and Liam hopes there's a toilet where he can be sick.
"Not sure there's enough champagne in the world to get me naked in bed with Louis," Niall giggles.
"We're allowed!" Louis shouts from under the blankets. "We're married!"
There is a long and very startled silence.
Now We've Learned To Kiss The Sky (13813 words) by torakowalski
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner
Additional Tags: Established Relationship
Summary:
“I’m going to ask you something,” Phil says and then pauses and doesn’t ask Clint anything at all.
“Yeah?” Clint asks, leaning forward and resting his elbows on the table. “Is it kinky?” It isn’t, obviously; Phil never has a problem suggesting anything when it comes to sex.
Phil shakes his head. He looks up, catching and holding Clint’s eyes. Clint doesn’t make any more smartass comments. “Marry me?” Phil asks.
Look to the Future (1266 words) by cest_what
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (2011), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki/Thor
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Kid Fic, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Summary:
Loki's worked out why Odin brought him here. (An AU set in the growing-up-in-Asgard era.)
Seven Things That Didn't Happen On Valentine's Day At Hogwarts, Or Maybe They Did (25172 words) by rageprufrock
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - Rowling
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Summary:
"This is the weirdest Valentine's Day yet," Peter mused. / "But not 'ever,'" Remus said dryly.
Love, Marriage, Dating, Children, Dating (Again) (12510 words) by schmevil
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
Characters: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Additional Tags: Kid Fic, HP: Epilogue Compliant
Summary:
Ron consults a self-help manual, in an effort to 'reignite the spark'.
Time to Grow (20964 words) by zarah5
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: X-Men: First Class (2011)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
Characters: Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier, Hank McCoy, Alex Summers, Raven
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon, Alternate Universe, Alternate Ending, Chess, Central Park, Romance, First Time, First Kiss, Angst, Happy Ending, Hopeful Ending, Fix-It
Summary:
In which you'll find chess dates which aren't dates (or maybe Charles is wrong about that). -- Based on First Class, this turns (slightly) AU during the beach scene.
Best Man (5537 words) by Rubynye
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage
Relationships: Nightwing/Starfire/Robin, Dick/Kory/Tim
Characters: Dick Grayson, Koriand'r, Tim Drake
Additional Tags: First Time, Threesome - F/M/M, Nonmonogamy, Loss of Virginity
Summary:
Visiting family and Tamaranian wedding customs.
A Well Kept Secret (21002 words) by stupidmuse_hatesme
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Mycroft Holmes/Lestrade (Inspector)
Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Lestrade (Inspector), Mummy (Sherlock), Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Additional Tags: Angst, Alternate Reality, Romance, Arranged Marriage, Psychic Bond, Bonding, Sappy, Magic
Summary:
Gregory Lestrade had a ring on his finger--but he wasn't married. He felt like it, most days, but if he was married, maybe then he could get a divorce. Most marriages, however, didn't involve some sort of permanent mystical tie between two people. His did. That made things a bit more complicated.
your favorite old-fashioned fairytale romance (12443 words) by sinead
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Elizabeth Burke/Peter Burke, Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke/Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke, Mozzie (White Collar)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Soul Bond, Threesome - F/M/M, Polyamory, Episode: s01e01 Pilot
Summary:
Such a small touch, that whisper of skin against skin.
The Latent Bonding of Devil Dogs at War (53463 words) by luxover
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Generation Kill
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Brad Colbert/Ray Person
Additional Tags: Soul Bond, Alternate Universe - Canon
Summary:
"You should be so lucky,” Brad says, and he watches Ray tighten his grip on the steering wheel before looking back out the window. “Nothing worse than getting tied to one person and having no say in who you have to fuck for the rest of your life.”
“Oh, yeah, Reporter,” Ray says, as if this is only now occurring to him, “Brad only likes prostitutes. Write that down.”
In which Brad winds up bonded to Ray, and isn't exactly happy with the situation.
A Matter of Inconvenience (21157 words) by astolat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: American Idol RPF (Season 8)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Characters: Kris Allen, Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheta
Additional Tags: Regency, Alternate Universe, virgins
Summary:
Kris just laughed. "Do you get—we're talking twenty thousand pounds at least just to clear the debts?"
"Yes," Anoop said. "There's a way."
"Who do I have to kill?" Kris said, dryly.
"Not kill," Anoop said. "Marry."
The Skies Above Are Blue (95258 words) by Trelkez
Chapters: 8/9
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Scott McCall, Allison Argent, Lydia Martin, Danny Mahealani, Erica Reyes, Vernon Boyd, Isaac Lahey, Laura Hale, Melissa McCall, Sheriff Stilinski
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Human, Weddings, Romance
Summary:
Derek is a wedding DJ. Stiles just happens to go to a lot of weddings. (Unfinished WiP, which I USUALLY don't rec, but this is such a great fic, it only has 1 chapter left that the author is currently writing AND it's pretty well wrapped up, there are only a few odds & ends to go.)
This Side of Paradise (17031 words) by thefourthvine
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen
Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Undercover, Undercover As Gay
Summary:
"I'm a good boyfriend," Cougar said.
Forever Can Never Be Long Enough, Or The Earl Of Epsom Takes A Husband (60465 words) by torakowalski
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Social Network (2010) RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jesse Eisenberg/Andrew Garfield, Justin Timberlake/Hallie Kate Eisenberg, Benedict Cumberbatch/Tom Hardy, Arthur Darvill/Karen Gillan/Matt Smith
Characters: Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield, Hallie Kate Eisenberg, Justin Timberlake, Joe Mazzello, Emma Stone, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hardy, Arthur Darvill, Matt Smith, Karen Gillan, Lily Cole
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Historical, Alternate Universe - Regency
Summary:
Regency AU. When Andrew Garfield, the new Earl of Epsom, returns from the Peninsula War to find his ancestral home mortgaged to the hilt, he must marry Jesse Eisenberg, his parents’ mysterious ward, in order to save his family from ruin.
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