The Scent of Sporting Scandal

Blah, I've got all weird with sport fannishness; oh shit, that's so fucking ordinary. Well, at least I chose snobbish sports like cycling and tennis to match my cultural snobbishness. Yeah, cycling, male and female alike, has doping baggage--but so do all sports; money omerta anyone? Anyway, microscopic affection from me for that narcissistic asshat from Texas Sir Lancelot. Allez Chavanel and the New French Wave! Oops, total digression. I'm more interested in the tennis doping, though; forums are full of diehard Fedtard and Nadaltard jerks fighting over who's the GOAT--but not enough on why does everyone looks like amateur bodybuilders these days? Really, it's got to be the off road/off court intrigues that entices me; ain't nothing fun as scandal, save when your favorites are totally kicking ass. Okay, now time to wait--and the wait will be long--for how dowdy Bud Selig will deal with many Yankees on steroids...