Mindbobblyboo

While I have been playing the latest U2 Album No Line on the Horizon, again and again, my brain is distracted by the imagery it produces for the lyrics "[y]ou can hear the universe in her sea shells it is still not as bizarre as some lyrics from "Thoroughly Modern Millie" that would boggle the mind if the context of these lyrics was not understood to be dictation for secretary tryouts:

My eyes are fully open to my awful situation
So I'm writing you a letter to demand an explanation
When the floor wax that we bought from you
Arrived here Monday morning
We discovered upon usage that the fume
Should have a warning
Since the only possibility is that the wax is rancid
I request a full refund of all the money we advanced
And unless you can convince me
You've improved the floor wax batter
We will take our business elsewhere
So I hope you solve this matter.