Hi there, I’m Sam — a 44-year-old dude from central Pennsylvania who still thinks the 80s and 90s were the peak of human civilization (and honestly, I might be right).
When I’m not wrangling cyber threats as a full-time cybersecurity engineer, I’m usually:
My playlists are a chaotic mix of classical, metal, and yacht rock. One second it’s Bach, the next it’s Alestorm, then somehow Christopher Cross sneaks in with a smooth sax solo.
Outside of work and projects, my favorite role is hanging with my amazing girlfriend and son — both of whom tolerate my rants about how “movies were just better in the 80s.” Spoiler: they were.