the life of a unrepentant narcissist

SO. I am Friends Only now. Nothing personal! I just don't talk about fandom stuff as much anymore and I think I might just start using this as a way to update about my life. Because I actually really enjoy reading about your lives! Fic, should I ever write it again, will remain unlocked.

Pretty sure I'm friends with everyone that wants to be friends with me, but if not, drop a line!

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fic: got all your numbers

[Jan. 7th, 2012|02:31 pm]

morgan

[	Tags	\|	fic, lube on the cutting room floor, prime suspect, sanctioned by lensflare, sisi i've paid you 2x now	]
[	mood	\|	drained	]
[	tunes	\|	ghosthouse - 9.2.5	]

shecrows is finally watching Prime Suspect and I guess I celebrated by writing porn. This is straight up sex. Sex that I wrote sober too, which you can definitely tell because I'm a bit blushing virgin about the whole thing and normally I'm like yeah take it bitch! stick it where it fits! yeah, suck that dick like a low-rent porno. Apparently I even need a little social lubrication when it's just me.

There is legit nothing doing on in this story except two drunk dudes making the beast with two backs. What is character development. Lawd have mercy and the bb jesus too. Anyway, this is too long to to go in the festive fucking ficathon but it's sort of a fill for that and sort of a sequel to this, if the definition of sequel is: takes place in the same inebriated universe. Whatever.

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got all your numbers
prime suspect
augie/lou. hard r
That’s the word for it — eager.

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2011 Scrapbook

[Jan. 1st, 2012|12:14 am]

morgan

[	Tags	\|	attempts at organization, scrapbook	]
[	tunes	\|	daughter - in the shadows	]
[	mood	\|	busy	]

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fic: this year's for me and you (archival entry)

[Dec. 10th, 2011|02:12 pm]

morgan

[

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archival!, fic, prime suspect

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this year's for me and you
prime suspect
originally posted at michelle's festive fucking ficathon

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i bet there are a lot of typos

[Nov. 30th, 2011|11:59 pm]

morgan

[	Tags	\|	embarrassed at my life, fic, i need a star trek icon, space married!	]
[	mood	\|	ashamed	]
[	tunes	\|	SHAMESHAMESHAME	]

Hahahahahhaha. I haven't updated in five weeks and I'm under quarantine from fun while I do my grad school apps, so obviously I've spent the last day writing schmoopy Star Trek reboot fic and realized it had been so long since I'd written a fic about sober people that I'm not even sure how to anymore. How do u sober. This is a story about a great many things, not very much at all, and mostly about how there are no paper books in the future. lol ~~are there star trek fic comms? wow actually don't point me in their direction.~~ too late, apparently.

where i lay my hat
Star Trek Reboot
kirk/mccoy. pg-13.
If Bones wants to spend a ridiculous amount of his own salary keeping an empty apartment, then by all means. read on ao3

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this is where dignity goes to die

[Sep. 14th, 2011|07:50 pm]

morgan

[	Tags	\|	asshole movie reviews, blue meth and tears, fic, gethin's little faaaaaaaaaaaace, got rpf, someone make me a got cast icon set	]
[	mood	\|	guilty	]

I saw Contagion and, surprise surprise, it actually wasn't totally a piece of shit! There is actually nothing I love more than a good disaster film (unless it's a disaster film where stuff blows up), so I was already predisposed to like it.

I'm super behind on TV because I have to move and write a personal statement for grad school applications and my life is in shambles. IDK all the awards for LAST week's Breaking Bad with Gus. I definitely felt like they implied that Gus and his partner were lovers BTW for anyone who missed my assertions on Tumblr. But I get that it's open to interpretation.

In other news, I just wrote some sappy Game of Thrones cast RPF and I am JUDGING MYSELF. I HAVE NEVER JUDGED MYSELF HARDER. Like, the time I wrote Mark/Eduardo fic about a chicken does not even begin to come near the shame I feeling right now. Also it's flocked on

falseeeyelashes's journal but it's over 1K so I'm reposting it here for posterity wow don't click the link. ANYWAY, this (my) RPF universe is based almost entirely on this amazing video and also

redinteriors hateful influence.

game of thrones rpf
in the dimming divide
#gameofthrones jagerbomb roundrobin. this is going to be deadly. finn/gethin, others.

as ever, please do not link this fic to anyone associated with the making of game of thrones, up to and including the actors themselves. I WILL FIND YOU.

Wowwwwwwww. I'm going to go throw myself into traffic now.

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my life has no meaning aka Shameless US fic

[Apr. 18th, 2011|01:07 pm]

morgan

[	Tags	\|	fic, fuck my fucking life, mandy is my hero, mickey milkovitch is a tragic figure, otp, shameless us, things that only i find hilarious	]
[	tunes	\|	xx - night time	]

I wrote Shameless fic because I have totally lost control of my life. Right now I just live and breathe this pairing and it's a good thing you can't wear out avi files because I have watched every single scene these two have like eight million times. H E L P. This is not the story I set out to write at all. I wanted all blowjobs, all the time, and sadly there is a dearth of blowjobs in this fic. There is not even gratuitous dry humping or anyone wanting to taking anyone else to prom. This is a story about how hard it is to be in a ménage à trois with your sister and keep her in the dark about it. And also convenience store foods, overused Beatles songs, and zombie movies. Plus kisses.

Shameless US
you ought to look up more often
ian/mickey. rated pg 13 for a suspicious lack of porn.
mickey’s life is a tragicomedy and every moment with mandy is another episode of the ian gallagher appreciation hour.

notes: as ever, please do not send link this fic to anyone who is involved with the making of Shameless US. this is a work for fans only.

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classy until the day i die ALSO PIE RECIPE REQUEST

[Nov. 16th, 2010|08:34 am]

morgan

[	Tags	\|	fic, life before coffee, narcissism life, sweet looking unicorn sex, the homo network, why do i exist	]
[	mood	\|	awake	]

Does anyone have an apple pie recipe that is the THE BEST APPLE PIE in the world? Apple pie is my favorite pie and every year I'm faced with these ingrates who prefer pumpkin or chiffon. My only job for my sister's dinner on Friday is to bring an apple pie and I'm looking for the King of Apple Pie recipes. Normally I do a standard double pastry crust with cheddar grated into the crust and then on top of the apples, which I'll probably stick with, but I'm looking for a not-too-sweet deep apple pie with thin layers slightly crisp apples with a bit of spice and lemon. Basically I have the Platonic ideal of apple pie in my head and need to bring it to life.

I would say I can't believe myself, filling and posting my own prompt, but the depth of my narcissism knows no bounds and I'm not really surprised at all.

the social network rpf
andrew/jesse
prompt: morning sex

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henceforth declaring a mortatorium on poultry

[Nov. 3rd, 2010|11:52 pm]

morgan

[	Tags	\|	am i really posting rpf, fic, should be applying to grad school, sweet looking homosexuals, the homo network, why am i alive	]
[	tunes	\|	kanyesus - don't stop	]
[	mood	\|	anxious	]

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. This fic was supposed to purely silly to finally shake my chicken obsession but then it got kind of overtaken as I tried parse out my interpretations of both Mark and Eduardo and then it was again overtaken by pretty dudes hooking up so

hear no evil speak no evil do no evil

the social network rpf
the hour vanishing
andrew/jesse, t for teen
andrew wants it all at once and then he wants more. i'd apologize to andrew and jesse for writing rpf about them but they starred in a movie that was essentially rpf so if you got here by googling yourself, you narcissist, then don't be a hypocrite.

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i went to a party school in the US very recently and have never heard the term

[Oct. 30th, 2010|05:54 pm]

morgan

[	Tags	\|	easily the crackiest thing ever, fic, point out my ridiculous typos okay, the homo network, w/e w/e i am fabulous and somewhat drunk, ya welcome	]
[	mood	\|	cracked	]
[	tunes	\|	TSN - soundtrack why am i alive	]

Going to a Halloween party. I'm dressing up as a creepy marionette doll tonight and, trust me, there will be photos. So I leave you relatively cracky fic for The Homo Network, but I promise that it isn't just me because my prompt was gay chicken.

the social network
and tango makes three
mark/eduardo, PG
for

redinteriors, who prompted me "gay chicken." sisi, i'm sorry i didn't know what that was and gave you literal chickens.

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Pacific fic

[Jul. 18th, 2010|10:56 pm]

morgan

[	Tags	\|	fic, the pacific	]
[	mood	\|	sunday porno time	]

The Pacific
Renegade Dreams
Leckie/Hoosier
“Problems, private?” asks Leckie with a grin. “Anything I can do to help?” Gratuitous porn. For the Porn Battle prompt: The Pacific, Leckie/Hoosier, smoking.

I can't believe I'm saying this but please do not link this fic to anyone's facebook or tumblr that you know was involved in the making of The Pacific. This is a work for fans only.

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pacific porn because there is a dearth of leckie/hoosier in my life

[Jun. 26th, 2010|11:23 pm]

morgan

[	Tags	\|	fic, the pacific	]
[	mood	\|	hungover	]

I just want this story off my harddrive so I can move on to Hoosier-loves-and-pines-for-Leckie, which is holding far more of my interest. It's been so long since I posted fic that I forgot how to format it. Also, what the fuck, I can't believe I just had to go in and REFORMAT this whole thing. I know I used to just go and paste the document in. Anyway, meaningless title is meaningless.

The Pacific
All Stripped Down
Leckie/Hoosier. A for Adult. Spoilers through Episode Five.
“We did miss you though. Sometimes I’d catch myself feeling a spark of hope and I’d think, god if only Lucky were here to bring me down.”

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Glee fic: A Complete History of Noah Puckerman, Abridged

[Oct. 21st, 2009|03:14 pm]

morgan

[	Tags	\|	fic	]
[	tunes	\|	katie melua :: piece by piece	]
[	mood	\|	cheerful	]

Fun fact: I always confuse Matchbox 20 and Fall Out Boy when I'm listening to the radio. Idek. Rob Thomas and Patrick Stump sound the same to me. This probably means that I am old.

I had so much fun writing this, you guys. I really wanted to get it up before tonight's episode because I know it's totally going to get blown out of the water. ~~Anyway, I'm not spoiled and I haven't watched leaked clips so please don't talk about them in my LJ until tomorrow!~~ ETA: Have watched the latest ep. Spoil away.

Glee
A Complete History of Noah Puckerman, Abridged
As told by Rachel Berry
Rachel, Puck. E for everyone. Spoilers through Takedown.
“Born with it?” Rachel pauses, meeting Puck’s gaze. “Let me tell you a few things about Noah Puckerman.”
Note: A bris is the religious ceremony that surrounds the ritual circumcision of Jewish male infants and is often attended by family and friends as a way to welcome the baby to the faith (and, more practically, to the rest of the world).

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