rodneysmut

Title: Twelve Steps to Bodice Ripping
Author: padfootthegrim AKA Merrov
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: If I owned Stargate, they wouldn’t be suitable for general consumption.
Pairings: McKay/Sheppard, Markham/Stackhouse, past mention of Sheppard/Jackson
Genres: Humour, romance, semi-crack (because, really, what fic with Markham and Stackhouse couldn’t be?), semi-AU verse (because how dare they kill Markham in season one?!)
Summary: “Leeeemoooons!” Rodney howled, unsure if he was laughing or having a panic attack.
Word Count: 3,721
Author’s Note: This crazy thing is full of inside jokes for fawkesielady_ed, who loves pining!fics, first times, and Markham/Stackhouse, among other things. It should be just as enjoyable for others, too. HUGE thanks to Anais for writing Dr. Jackson’s Diary, because really, without that, this would not have ever come about in this form.
Pressed for time, so this hasn’t been to a beta yet, but I wanted to get it out in time for sga_santa!madness!

Fic: Twelve Steps to Bodice Ripping

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Title: Cliché

Author:badwolf36

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: Drabble

Pairings: McShep, Orgy

Warnings: PWP, Sex pollen

Summary: It had to happen some time.

Really, it is...

Title: Tie Me Down

Author:badwolf36

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 3,041

Pairing: McShep

Warnings: Toys, PWP, beginning D/S

Series: Ancient Sex Toys

Summary: A length of Ancient rope comes in handy for John and Rodney’s latest pleasurable adventure with one another.

Rodney moaned as John finished off the last knot and held the two ends of the Ancient rope together until they fused, binding Rodney in a gigantic, tangled loop.

Title: Meeting Agenda

Author:badwolf36

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 805

Pairing: McShep

Warnings: Toys, PWP, somewhat public

Series: Ancient Sex Toys

Summary: In which Rodney puts the mental component of the ATA gene to good use and John doesn’t pay a bit of attention to the senior staff meeting.

John was artfully doodling on Woolsey’s senior staff meeting outline when he felt the low-grade buzz start at the base of his spine.

Title: Beads

Author:badwolf36

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 1,601

Pairing: McShep

Warnings: Toys, PWP

Series: Ancient Sex Toys

Summary: John and Rodney test one of the acquisitions they made in “Discovery.”

“Is this weird?” Rodney asked. “I mean, really, is this weird?”

Title: Discovery

Author:badwolf36

Rating: R

Word Count: Drabble

Pairing: McShep

Series: Ancient Sex Toys

Summary: In which the boys discover that even the Ancients had some fun “recreational” toys around.


A lucky discovery indeed...

Title: Best Wake-up Ever

Author:badwolf36

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 110

Warnings: PWP

Pairing: Established McShep

Summary: Rodney sometimes gets creative with waking John up.

Recommended daily allowance of smut inside…

Title: Scripted

Author:badwolf36

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: McShep

Word Count: 281

Summary: Shameless humorous PWP. Because the boys have way too much fun.

Written for Amnesty 2008 at sga_flashfic and posted here now that challenge is over.

Head for the love...