The notorious John Cleese finally comes clean about Monty Python.

“Not wishing to be left behind by Hank Azaria, I would like to apologise on behalf of Monty Python for all the many sketches we did making fun of white English people,” Cleese joked. “We’re sorry for any distress we may have caused.”

On behalf of all those identifying as white, half-cocked, Cockney Caucasians, I accept your apology and forgive you. But do grovel on.

Remember, people, it is never too late to admit your ignorance. It’s been a long time coming. That’s one for the cracker barrel.