do the macarena!

i have a new niece! born around 9:45 this morning, weighing in at 7 lbs 4oz and a very long 21.5 inches. at the moment she's sporting lots of blond hair, but that's most likely not going to last long...

so yah!

happy birthday lily! welcome to the world.

Recently voleuse linked to a community called 100fandoms, the purpose of which is to write 100 different stories in 100 different fandoms. 100 prompts are given and the goal is to write stories of 100 words or more based on the idea/concept. Doesn't that sound like a cracktastically wonderful idea?

( Here's the tableCollapse )

But I need help. So far I've only come up with 57 fandoms, which obviously leaves me short. Fill out the poll and you may very well receive your wish. This is the perfect chance to get a story in a much beloved small fandom.



ETA: ( 59 Fandoms thus farCollapse )

http://www.slickdeals.net/#p7167

OldNavy.com has a sale on various women's jeans at $6.97 a pair. Some are available only in limited sizes, and some have more to choose from:

Multiple sizes:
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Women's Low-Rise Boot-Cut Jeans $6.97
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Free shipping over $50 for OldNavy card holders with code SPECIAL, otherwise shipping starts at $5.

I just bought 5 pairs of jeans and one pair of pants for 60 bucks. Now that's the way to start a week!

Hypothetically if one were to take a drink every time someone mentioned George Clooney, they would be holding tightly onto the floor for support by this point.

hypothetically.

also, busy phillips has better seats than Jennifer Aniston. Who in turn had to listen to Jon Stewart make an Angelina Jolie joke. Oh and while Jennifer Garner (almost) busted her ass on nat'l tv, she's still got a baby by Benjamin. Jennifer Lopez just has a tan (and a hellacious one at that).

In other news, damn I should be in Hollywood. Jennifer's represent!

okay, back to the hypothetical floor.

Your mission should you choose to accept it is to download this song and then go read these stories:

Turn it Over And by monkiedude and Flip It Back Over by ethrosdemon.

Sam & Dean switch bodies. Havoc, sex, and hilarity ensue.

Mackler, where are you?

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LOTR: Return of the King was on Encore last night. The line "My friends you bow to no one." will never not make me cry. *draws hearts around Aragorn*

I'd like to request the following songs:
May It Be
Into the West
Gollum's Song

Has anyone been able to successfully prove the emotional benefits of Mountain Dew yet? Because I'm thinking that's a hella junior high science fair project, much better than "How can I make my roses last longer?" (however I did get an A so I shouldn't complain (the answer is salt. I know! shocked the hell out of me too))

In conclusion, *bounce*

I have had one of those weeks/months/years that you look back on ten years later and just say "Damn, that sucked." So in the interest of not dwelling, I'm denying.

Hey it worked for Cheney.

*insert transition*

The House Rules by Kane

Sweet Melissa by The Allman Brothers

Little Red Corvette by Athenaeum

Southern Girl by Better Than Reza

Let Her Cry by Hootie- Shuddup.

Title: One Drunken Evening
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not my toys, not my sandbox.
Summary: Just another day in the life of Kara Thrace.
Notes: Thanks to queenofalostart for the kick ass beta and generally all-around awesomeness. To lalejandra for the original inspiration of the "room". And to K, Trix and Pen for playing along.

( Kara had just about enough of this entire fraking ship. First it was Kat with her 'I am bigger badass than you' attitude, then it was the whispers about JoJo and 'her fault' and now Lee had just shot her down with some bullshit about being her friend. Kara doesn't need a friend right now. She just needs some way to relieve tension.Collapse )