eats glitter for breakfast, lunch and tea. resident hood-rat and fandom slut. too old for this shit. no muzzle, brass knuckles for glass jaws. can't give up the game, never going to change. immoral technique. nobody's darling. artificial sweetener, contents under pressure, assembly required, batteries not included. outrageous, so contagious, makes you crave it.

/dodges objects thrown by ally, 2ne1 is cooler than i will ever be, 2pm breaks my fucking heart, all i need is the air i breathe, all in all, all mixied up, all that glitters, ally come to my school, ally is cheating, ally is my bby coco, ally is so amazing, ally likes little boys, ally rocks, ally you are my dinosister, ally you know i like the abuse, am i too old to tap that?, amazing that we got this far, amberishawt, and a place to rest my head, and praying that you make it, are you asking for a smack?, aye michele is our ship capitain, ayesha's a bollywood starlet, bad catholic, badath, bagels are sexy delicious, bby coco you are my penguin, being poor is cool, bet on yourself now star, better than you had it, beware the mongoose, bingeul bell rock~, binguel, birthdays are the best, bitch you see me!!!, blahblahblahthisisurfacerightnowblaaaaaa, brb crying my eyes out, brb loling forever, burritos, but nothing's turned out how you wanted, ceri likes it rough, cl is my power animal, coffee should be injectable, college thinks it's srsbzns, confessions arc, crybaby, crying myself a river, cum receptacle needs to diaf, dat ass, dayum that's fine, dibidibidisbitch, did not manage to keep that g rated, do you know where your heart is?, do you think that you lost it?, do you want a name tag?, does that come in an iv drip?, don't make fun of my accent, don't tell chris hansen, donghae gave me an oral fixation kink, dongho uunnnfff, dooooouuuuuushite?!, eeteuk makes me beg for it, eli is a copycat, eli looked better blonde, emotional cripple parking only, epic hawtness, excuses, fandom is going to shoot me, fandom: 2pm, fandom: gravitation, fandom: mblaq, fandom: shinee, fandom: super junior, fandom: ukiss, fanfiction, ffs eunhyuk is long, fic rant, fiction, filth club, finding banners is hard work, flist don't kill me plz, flist ilusfm, fml, forgot to tip your mom last night, format: drabble, format: multipart, format: one shot, format: sequel, format: songfic, fuckery, g dragon is hawt, guilty for wanting to be up in the club~, haha i think i can sing, hankyung you are a retard, har har har, haters to the left, heechul you are a slut, heero is my one and only, hello my name is, henry has a fantastic ass, hey there buddy!, hi haters, hiatus, i am a perv, i am fail, i am incoherent, i am inconsolable, i am uninteresting, i cant even think rn, i didnt just say that, i don't remember half my tags, i have a lot of ally tags, i have no shame, i know i know who the fuck /don't/ i owe, i know what ally wears to bed~, i like em 2d, i must look easy, i need a better eunhyuk tag, i only love ally, i should be alseep, i should be studying, i should be writing fic, i will cut you like third period french, i would swallow for him, i'm a special kind of stupid, i'm the laziest person ever, idek, im going to fail out, imma get on the tv momma, imma wave hi when i greet you hater, infinity is stupid, intro post, irish club, is that creepy?, is there a pill i can take?, is this bitch for real rn, it ain't tricking if you got it, it seemed like a good idea, jasdfklgh, jay should always be shirtless, just for teh lulz, just remember darling all the while, just take a seat over there, kangin fixes my sink then we fuck, kevin and xander have sex, kevin is hot, kibum was on my milk carton this morning, kpop connections in my head, kyuhyun is a bamf, kyumin=love, lalala!, latin is sexy, lawl, let me show you my happy, lolwhut's a hiatus?, lolwhut?, look what i made, macro, mbti analysis can kiss my fine ass, me bitching to hear myself bitch, meme, memememe!, michelle likes to beat me, michelle's werkin it, minzy should grow the fuck up, mmhm yeah sure, mr hot piece of ass, my girls run the everglades, my idiocy, my journal is for porn, my life is actually kinda funny, myeyesitbuuuuurns!, need sum lob, no blame, no question that this girl's a 10, no reason, no shame, nobody panic, non kpop stuff, nonsense!, nothing takes your place, ofc he's gay he has 29 sisters, omfg why aren't they gated?!, omfgwut, omfilovethisshit, omg i owe ally fic, omg plz b my friend, on my face plz, on my grind, on my soapbox, one for sorrow two for joy, other tags i can't think of rn, pairing: eunhae, pairing: hanchul, pairing: hanchul/siwon, pairing: henbum, pairing: kangteuk, pairing: kihae, pairing: qmi, pairing: reader/g.o., pairing: reader/sungmin, pairing: shimin, pairing: shuichi x yuki, pairing: yewook, perfected my hustle, pictures, planning fail, plz rough me up sungmin, poll, preview, procrastination... tomorrow maybe, qmi :\, quick kiss my ass it hurts, quotes from my father, rant, rating: nc17, real life is obnoxious, refreshing smiles, regina is a pretty princess, religion makes my head hurt, remixied is a bitch-lol surprise?, rubberband man, ryeowook is so fucking sexy, s'whut ur mom said, school, sekrit!otp, sexy delicious, she's so fucking hot, sheena's pretty fucking awesome, shit just got real, shoot it in the face, siwon's abs- bam you're healed!, sjm, sleeeeeeeeeep, smtown, so catholic it hurts, such a fucking sap it hurts, suck me, taecyeon is teh hawt, taemin is gorgeous, tell me what you want from here, that one guy is ugly, the best there ever was, the internet is for emos, the special hell awaits, tissues for my issues, to do list, too lazy to tag, top has a sexy fucking face, turtle gtfo, u kiss, u new here?, uconn likes giving it to me rough, udek, udek how much i want your kiss!, unfffffff, victory dance, video, voice post, warbling, we held gold dust in our hands, we the roses, well shit son, were we supposed to see that?, what if no one comments, what is wrong with me, who lit fandom's tampon string on fire?, why am i like this?, wimps lift weights cheerleaders lift ppl, working girl, wow she totally likes it, wtfhowamisostupid?!!11!, wtfwasithinking?!111?!?!, wth is this bullshit?!, wussmuhnamewussmuhname, xander is hotter, yeah i went there- i fucking live there , yes prz, yes- i used to have a life, yessss!! this shit is finally done!, yesung's hawt causes me pain, you stupid fuck, you're doing your best, zhou mi is sex on miles of legs, zip ties? check