Hawaii Five O

That conversation. You know the one. The one where Steve's in crazy Rambo makeup, setting up a trap involving a fucking log and he takes a time out- still holding up the log- to talk to Danno about Danno's issues. That was the least het thing I have ever seen on this show. And that. my friends, is saying something. Steve loves Danno more than he loves kicking bad guy ass. I bet Steve didn't even know he could love something more than kicking bad guy ass.

Okay. So. There was also the fact that when Danno takes off from their totally important mission to go be with his family? Steve's all "Call us is you need us." Steve has excellent priorities. Even if he occasionally has to go all Apocalypse Now in the Jungle.

Danno is win. He imprinted his badge on the bad guy's forehead, for one. And while some might think his attitude was a little too... he-man, I was just delighted with his handling of Rachel and clearly trying not to be a jackass even though he was clearly worried to the point that he wanted to be sick. (Also, he called Steve in his hour of need! Boyfriends!)

Rachel was completely awesome in the way she handled the carjacking. She remained relatively calm and she got her daughter the fuck out of danger. She rules.

Chin continues to be vunderbar. And he continues to wear really fantastic jeans. And ride motorcycles. And he siphoned gas! And learned from Steve's half assed tracking lessons so he could leave a fake trail. Chin is win, frankly. (Okay, I need to think of a better phrase. That one is wretched.)

Kono continues to be awesome. I felt that one jump to her feet moment was probably a bit too much, BUT I DO NOT CARE. She should continue to make the guys completely superfluous in taking out the evil doers. Also, she needs to date Witness Julie.

Because Witness Julie was beyond. She kept her shit together, she found weapons in a bathroom, she fled into the jungle with broken glass cutting up her hand because she was not going to go down without a fight. She tried to pull herself up a cliff, she was okay with running around barefoot, she was determined to do the right thing and she did not let anyone stop her. She was amazing.