Okay I just had to put this somewhere that wasn't yet another tiny word document in my poor gdocs
But! I want a pre reboot TimKon AU where for some reason they have to make Superboy and Tim Drake and item publicly for some sleuthing something something, and the team just rips into them for it like it's the funniest shit. (oh gosh and Damian, DAMIAN!)
Of course it's painful with all their unprofessed feels, or maybe there's a broken confession from Tim that Kon just doesn't know how to deal with, and then they get assigned this gig, making Kon get wicked awkward but Tim deals with it in proper Tim Drake compartmentalization, which confuses Kon more. He'll get all into a public date and make out and then Tim will just put his mask back on afterward and be all business and Kon's warming up to him and getting confused from all the mixed signals, cause Kon's a simple creature and Tim wants to maintain his dignity even though he's all torn up inside.
So Tim will have to take Superboy to fancy Wayne dinners, and huge PR events, and just make their relationship obnoxiously publicized. Then have a wicked gross pap filled break up so the villains will try to use a teen hormone raging Kon-El to do their anti-Wayne industries dirty work.
Maybe Kon wouldn't even be in on the breakup stunt and just become fuckin wrecked.
Yes this sounds like a thing. A thing I want, and will do in many months when I have free time again?
Please?