Journal created:
on 27 October 2002 (#754054)
Updated:
on 10 August 2009
Name:
Uglylilduckling
Birthdate:
3 July 1979
Location:
Portland, Oregon, United States
Website:
Okay, I have been bugged about this by several people now so... a real bio:
hahahahaha, you came too late. I obliterated my bio in favor of drivel!!! Muahahahahaaaaaa!!!
So, anything goes? Things I like: and let's be honest now, there aint nothin’ as fun as watching a crappy B flick. Yeah, you know you want it. Suck down that "Venus Vixens invade Detroit" Mystery Science Theatre throw away like its chocolate ding dongs dipped in Champaign, then topped off with a squirt of whipped cream. Mmmm goes down good doesn’t it. Oh yeah. Lord of the Rings, because I think Elijah Wood is lickable and so is Orlando. Though to be honest, I think of Orlando more of as the suckable type.
That said. Life sucks for me. I'm in a constant state of flux, with fewer and fewer brushes with reality. If you want to get to know me, think of mad mood swings coupled with a deeply sensitive nature that’s been slowly tortured through life to produce a highly jaded, loathsome, yet somehow loving individual.
Oh yeah. The content warning:
Read my journal at your own risk. I take offence at stupidity, and if you’re foolish enough to read my journal thinking you’ll get away without the occasional obscenity, politically incorrect remark or insensitive behavior on my behalf… well, aren’t we mistaken. Go blow Mickey ‘cause Goofy just aint doin’ it for him anymore, for all I care I couldn’t give a rat’s ass and don’t want to hear it.
hahahahaha, you came too late. I obliterated my bio in favor of drivel!!! Muahahahahaaaaaa!!!
So, anything goes? Things I like: and let's be honest now, there aint nothin’ as fun as watching a crappy B flick. Yeah, you know you want it. Suck down that "Venus Vixens invade Detroit" Mystery Science Theatre throw away like its chocolate ding dongs dipped in Champaign, then topped off with a squirt of whipped cream. Mmmm goes down good doesn’t it. Oh yeah. Lord of the Rings, because I think Elijah Wood is lickable and so is Orlando. Though to be honest, I think of Orlando more of as the suckable type.
That said. Life sucks for me. I'm in a constant state of flux, with fewer and fewer brushes with reality. If you want to get to know me, think of mad mood swings coupled with a deeply sensitive nature that’s been slowly tortured through life to produce a highly jaded, loathsome, yet somehow loving individual.
Oh yeah. The content warning:
Read my journal at your own risk. I take offence at stupidity, and if you’re foolish enough to read my journal thinking you’ll get away without the occasional obscenity, politically incorrect remark or insensitive behavior on my behalf… well, aren’t we mistaken. Go blow Mickey ‘cause Goofy just aint doin’ it for him anymore, for all I care I couldn’t give a rat’s ass and don’t want to hear it.
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